Ten Things That Are Hard

1) Eating a pudding cup with a fork
2) Sleeping through a jackhammer
3) Drinking 80 ounces of water with zero bathroom breaks
4) Giving up caffeine & nicotine & limiting regular-fat cheese at the same time
5) Figuring out how to tell people that you’re getting married
6) Not laughing when you realize you’re made your S(tupid) B(oss) cry
7) Not yelling when you realize that your SB has made innocent people cry
8) Listening to Lite FM for two hours every morning
9) Jogging more than once a week
10) Realizing that there is virtually no alcohol left in the house

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