Gazelles On Crack

it’s hard to be graceful after six martinis

Archive for May, 2006


There is no reason to read this

This is all about me and my girly problems. That is all the warning you get.
I have endometriosis. I was diagnosed when I was a senior in college. This was after years and years of problems (10-ish to be exact). I missed at least 1 day of school every month from sixth grade [...]

Jesus is NOT a Rapist

Overheard while watching channel 18 - an Asian (Korean, Mandarin, Cantonese, Vietnamese, Japanese) television station.
Accept Jesus into your heart. He will not force himself upon you.
(Good to know…‘cause no one wants to be raped by Christ.)

PORN!!!

Do you think Kenneth Cole will be my boyfriend?
*sigh*
Today is triple the porn for 1/3 of the cost — or something. We’re having Kenneth Cole worship day.
I can’t wait until I make lots of money (or until the architect makes lots of money and gives me a big allowance)…then all three of these WILL [...]

Good News for South Dakota?

Petition filing could halt S. Dakota abortion ban
KANSAS CITY, Missouri (Reuters) - South Dakota abortion rights supporters said they will file a petition on Tuesday to halt - at least temporarily - a new ban on abortion in the state, which became law in March as a direct challenge to the 1973 Supreme Court ruling [...]

hey baby….

I know you don’t read this very often, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
You are, by far, the sexiest architect in the world(I think the proof is that someone came to this site looking for sexy architects).
I hope you have a great birthday, and a great year.
Thanks for being my partner, my husband-to-be, my support, my biggest fan, [...]

Anthropophobia

Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
I am painfully shy. Many of you who know me might be taken aback by this statement, but I assure you, it’s true.
If I am at an event and know no one, and there is no alcohol around, chances are I will not speak to anyone. I [...]

Even Worse

You know what’s even worse than having to work on Memorial Day? Getting to work at 9, and having an email from your boss saying she’ll be in around 11.