Gazelles On Crack

it’s hard to be graceful after six martinis

Archive for May, 2006


Anthropophobia

Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
I am painfully shy. Many of you who know me might be taken aback by this statement, but I assure you, it’s true.
If I am at an event and know no one, and there is no alcohol around, chances are I will not speak to anyone. I [...]

Even Worse

You know what’s even worse than having to work on Memorial Day? Getting to work at 9, and having an email from your boss saying she’ll be in around 11.

Stupid Liquor Stores and other tales of woe

There is a liquor store between where I work and where I live. I have never been to the liquor store, but a few weeks ago, I noticed signs up in the windows: “Going out of business!” “Everything reduced 60%” “Free martini with purchase” (okay, I kinda made up that last one, but you get [...]

spam, spam, spam, spam, spammity spam!

So - I got a whole bunch of comments overnight, and I was very excited to read them.
Two of them were from real people; the rest were all from various credit unions. I guess that it’s kinda good, because spammers think that I’;m worth spamming, but it was such a letdown for me.
Although, I am [...]

PORN!!!

I have your weekly installment of shoe porn!

I am having serious lusty thoughts for these. They are so pretty. And so…affordable. I can’t wait until I’m independently wealthy and can buy shoes every day. *sigh*
(note to my architect: I was just kidding! I won’t buy shoes every day…maybe just once [...]