PORN!!!

Do you think Kenneth Cole will be my boyfriend?

*sigh*

Today is triple the porn for 1/3 of the cost — or something. We’re having Kenneth Cole worship day.

I can’t wait until I make lots of money (or until the architect makes lots of money and gives me a big allowance)…then all three of these WILL BE MINE! MWA HA HA! ummm…sorry about that. I get a little carried away at times.

I’ve probably kept you waiting long enough. Here is the delightful shoe porn of the week.

Kenneth Cole - In Linen Color

 

Kenneth Cole - Hourglass

 

Kenneth Cole - Round 'da World

 

As we say in here in the porn industry – today was a multiple-O kinda day.

Sometimes, posting shoe porn (and looking for shoe porn) makes me feel kinda frivolous. It makes me wonder if people would fail to take me seriously as a writer and a thinker and a valuable contributor to society because I have a pretty shoe fetish.

I worry that I will be dismissed and disregarded.

And then I tell myself that if anyone is willing to not have a conversation with someone just because that person likes shoes, then person #1 is stupid. Although, looking back on the sentence I just wrote I’m not sure I’m doing anything to promote my own intelligence.

Oh well. *sigh* I like shoes. I like looking at shoes. I like blogging about shoes. But honestly? There is no way I would ever have a conversation longer than 15 minutes about shoes unless I was actually shopping for shoes at that very minute.

So there.

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