Nothing is hotter

than when the cute UPS guy walks into your office while you’re licking chocolate ice cream off your own arm.

unless of course, when you look in the mirror 5 minutes later, you realize that you have chocolate smeared all around your mouth like a 5-year old at a birthday party.

I know, I know…but please don’t hate me because I am so fucking awesome and impossibly sexy. Jealousy is just not cool.

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