PORN!!!

It’s that time of the week again! I promise that tomorrow will be more updates, possibly with pictures as I have now found the picture tranferer thingie.

But now, to the important things in life – shoe porn.

I think it’s quite lovely – and it’s not even that expensive! Under $100! Buy lots. Send me a pair (size 6, please).

As you may be aware, this is the time of the year when a young gazelle’s thoughts turn to love – and also panic over the upcoming nuptials. I need to find a dress (which will not be all white and frilly) and, more importantly, shoes. I am planning on finding a green dress, something very beautiful and more expensive than I would ordinarily go (so, you know, more than $50), but also something that I could wear again to a cocktail party (and yes, I actually do end up at more of those than you’d expect). Then, I will need to find the complementary shoes. That is obviously the most important part.

Also – an officiate would be useful. And a reception site. For 25-30 people. Something low-key and fun and not too expensive. Something with martinis.

So – if anyone has any ideas for dresses, shoes or reception sites, let me know. Or, if you’re licensed to perform weddings in the state of Oregon and you’re planning on being in the Portland area the end of October, let me know. I’ll give you $50 and all the free martinis you can drink!

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