Gazelles On Crack

it’s hard to be graceful after six martinis

Archive for October, 2006


Hey bitches

I’m getting married in three hours.
Just thought I’d share.

Feelin’ Stoopid

So - I want to change my theme. This is the first theme that I ever put in, and although there’s nothing wrong with it, I’ve always wanted to change it.
Once, I found a theme that I loved. A lot. I would croon to it at night and dress it up in [...]

Picture pages, picture pages, time to get your picture pages

In preparation for the upcoming wedding, the architect and I have been collecting pictures from our families. Many of my friends have done little PowerPoint presentations at their weddings, and I wanted something similar.
However, because you all are special, I’m going to share a few photos of me that my parents sent BEFORE the [...]

PORN!!!

So - the porn is back with these lickable Jimmy Choos. Something about winter makes me crave boots. I cannot buy these boots, because it would kill me and push my house buying plan out a lot further than I’d like, but they are pretty. Like Johnny Depp - I lust but [...]

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It was a good weekend. Friday evening, the architect and I went to a non-profit event - a soup contest! I love soup. I wish I was a better soup maker - I have grand soup aspirations.
The reason we were invited was because one of my coworker’s husband is a soup chef competing in the [...]

FRIDAY!!!

Although, I don’t think there will be martinis tonight, because I was invited to go to a thing! A fun thing that I will tell you all about later. Invited by people who are not the architect! People I work with. The architect was also invited, so don’t worry that he’ll be sitting home all [...]

Thirsty Thursday?

Friday to Friday is a long time between martinis. Also, packaged Grandma’s Brand cookies are full of riboflavin. Which is good for you. In addition, coca-cola zero is pretty good.
It is all grey and rainy today, and I’m liking it a lot more than I thought I would. However, I’m not sure if it’s the [...]