Gazelles On Crack

it’s hard to be graceful after six martinis

Archive for February, 2007


PORN!!!

Do you know what is the best day ever?
Today.
That’s right. Today, I had Access training - but because there were only two students in the class, it ended 1.5 hours early. So now? I am home. I thought briefly about going into the office, but it’s been so crazy busy this [...]

Good Friday

Although not necessarily in the religious sense.
Tomorrow is my birthday.
There will be a martini in 45 minutes.
I had a fruit/cream cheese tart at work today.
I survived the most stressful week in a good long time.
I have pretty tulips on my desk.
Our house offer was accepted, and barring complications during the inspection process, we will be [...]

Thursdays….

Today is pretty blah. I have lots of work and not nearly enough time to do it in. I did just get back from a great 30 minute walk around the grounds where I work (and yesterday, I did a 20 minute run, so the exercise is going well).
Also, yesterday my Valentine’s flowers [...]

PORN!!!

Today is an exciting porn day. Because I actually bought one of the below pairs of shoes. And hopefully they will arrive soon. Because they are pretty and I want to rub them against my skin wear them.
So - the shoes I actually bought:

Aren’t they pretty? They are my consolation shoes. [...]

Why I Live in Portland

The weekend was amazing. Although it’s grey and dreary now (and was pouring this morning), Saturday made up for it. I went running for the first time since I got sick in January - and it was good. The weather was perfect. Clear, sunny, on the verge of warm…and from the [...]

Per Ms. Sillypants

I was tagged! Again!! This time by Silly, owner of the mad-cap minivan
Rules:Each player of this game starts with the 6 weird things/habits about you. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to [...]

My new life plan

My new plan is to avoid work and take lots of drugs. So far the best way that I’ve found to accomplish that is to hang out at the hospital. Where they give you morphine. And who doesn’t like morphine? You in the back with your hand up? You’re crazy, [...]