Gazelles On Crack

it’s hard to be graceful after six martinis

Archive for February, 2007


Per Ms. Sillypants

I was tagged! Again!! This time by Silly, owner of the mad-cap minivan
Rules:Each player of this game starts with the 6 weird things/habits about you. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to [...]

My new life plan

My new plan is to avoid work and take lots of drugs. So far the best way that I’ve found to accomplish that is to hang out at the hospital. Where they give you morphine. And who doesn’t like morphine? You in the back with your hand up? You’re crazy, [...]

The return of porn!!!

After a much too long absence from my pages and our hearts, I bring to you SHOE PORN!!
I know I can’t afford these, and I’m not really sure why I love them so, but I do. I love them muchly.

Aren’t they beautiful? don’t you just want to buy them for me? You [...]

Can’t Wait to be a Homeowner

Yesterday when I got home, there was a note taped to my door. It was from a pest-control company. Apparently my building management has hired exterminators because someone has roaches. They are coming at an undisclosed time on Friday (yes, this Friday) and we have to remove everything from our closets and [...]

Good weekend updates

It was a very good weekend. I even have a restaurant review!
Friday evening, I met the architect at Screen Door (2337 E Burnside) for some southern food. As I was waiting, I had a Back Porch Lemonade (vodka & lemonade with muddled sage). It was very good, and was rather soothing on [...]