PORN!!!

Today is an exciting porn day. Because I actually bought one of the below pairs of shoes. And hopefully they will arrive soon. Because they are pretty and I want to rub them against my skin wear them.

So – the shoes I actually bought:

Aren’t they pretty? They are my consolation shoes. Because the shoes I really wanted are these:

I will send money and gifts to anyone who can find those shoes (the SM New York Luuv) in black in a size 6. Because apparently that combination does not exist in nature. Which makes me sad. So sad that I almost bought them in red, even though I couldn’t think of any way that red patent leather heels would be appropriate for the workplace. So – if you see them (in the under $50 price range), let me know and I will send shiny prizes to you.

I hope you enjoyed today’s episode of Steven Madden porn. I’ll let you know how the shoes feel on my feet.

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