PORN!!

Today, I am dying. I am woman, hear me whimper and all that shit.

So -I do have shoes. Beautiful shoes. Shoes that I may have featured in the past, because lo! they are gorgeous, and while I whimper, I comfort myself with looking at shoes I cannot afford. I know that doesn’t sound comforting, but trust me it is. Especially since currently, chocolate makes me sick, and that’s really what I want. Some fudge brownies with frosting. All warm. With ice cream. And chocolate syrup. And then? some pringles. Because that’s how I roll.

Anyways, shoes:

The bidding on eBay starts at $799, so these will not be coming home with me anytime soon, but as soon as the architect and I have hit it big, and we’ve paid off all the debt, done some traveling, donated to charity, shared with our families, and bought a Ducati (obviously for me), I’m getting a pair of Louboutins. Because I can.

So – happy shoe porn Wednesday, everyone. Anyone else bought some fun new shoes lately? We can do a feature story or something. I envision it going something like: “These are the shoes bought by [insert name here] who blogs at [insert site here] and is super cool with awesome taste in shoes.” But we could mix it up with some personal details like: “These red stilletoes were worn to the funeral of her ex-boyfriend where she danced a jig on the coffin as it was being lowered into the ground.” Or something nicer or more true, if you wish.

In the meantime, if you aren’t sending me shoe pictures, send me gobs of ibuprofen, some fat-free yet extremely delicious chocolate desserts, and a bottle of wine.

Thank you.

4 responses to “PORN!!

  1. please tell me you know about no pudge fat free brownies. they are so good, they make me weep. and they’re cheap at trader joe’s, too.

  2. Dude, I have these exact same shoes. Remember the Zoroastrianist/Freddie Mercury thing I was telling you about. Still haven’t blogged it…oh well.

    They were a gift to myself when I hit upon the idea of that novel I still haven’t finished properly lol!

    No one’s falling for that again.

  3. kat – I do not know about this wonderful product, but I will soon learn. because that sounds wonderful.

    buffy – I knew I’d remembered that you had them – when my old site went ka-plooey, I lost all my old shoe porn and comments. You really do need to share the freddie mercury story though. please??

  4. omg, I just linked to a picture of my porn shoes on my blog today! They’re Chinese Laundry, I wore them to an interview for a job that was apparently already filled–I was lured down there so they could pitch me the unpaid internship. And they hurt. I’ve dubbed them, “beautiful disaster