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Archive for April, 2007


All shoes, all the time

Because still - no one is having interesting conversations on the public transportation! This morning, I listened to two DOJ lawyer-ly types discuss the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit. It was even less interesting in person - trust me.
So - aren’t these adorable?

Can you believe they don’t have them in my size? That [...]

PORN!!!

I promised porn, and I will deliver.
But first, a story. I<3 Stacy & Clinton. I watch WNTW a lot. I try to live my life (or wear my clothes) based on WWS&CD? (Which is why I finally threw out the pair of pants with the safety pin hemming job….I wore those [...]

Almost Homeowners

and I hear the collective sigh of relief….soon maybe I’ll talk about something else! Like home decorating…or gardening…or tricks to keep those darn kids off my lawn!
Wait, come back! I was just kidding. Soon, I’ll return to the real important things in life. Shoes and what I overheard on the bus [...]

So Much Stuff

So many things to report.
Friday, I woke up with a migraine. Which sucked. But, because I am a trooper, I went to work. I left shortly after noon, because working on computers with a migraine sucks.
So, I went home and moaned theatrically until the architect got home. Then, we got in [...]

Why isn’t this week over yet?

This week has sucked.
Work has been a sucky stresshole.
Life has been stressful.
The weather has sucked - especially yesterday’s monsoon which made me not run. I’m just not that hardcore.
I’m just one giant ball of stress, and want it to all stop. I just want to be all done with the moving thing.
At least [...]