Gazelles On Crack

it’s hard to be graceful after six martinis

Archive for June, 2007


Happy Birthday

Mom!
I hope you have a great day full of cards and presents and pampering and being taken out to dinner.
However, since I didn’t do any of those things, I’m counting on others to fulfill my obligations.
Happy birthday. I love you!
(presents to follow - I promise.)

In Review

Restaurants

1. Pirate’s Tavern
I love the concept. I love pirates, I love vegan cuisine - how could it go wrong?
That was the question I spent most of the evening asking myself. First of all, the menu was waaaay too worried about appeasing all the meat-eating pirate-lovers that might venture in. Almost every [...]

Need Children’s Clothes?

ha! I sure don’t. ha ha ha! breeders.
Oh, wait…that wasn’t the message I was going for….what I meant was, if you need some children’s clothes that are both fun and educational, I suggest shopping at Biome 5. This is a project a couple of friends have been working on, and I think [...]

not dead yet

I promise.
So, first I would just like to say ACK!
You may or may not have noticed that posting has been light lately. It is not because I have nothing to say. Au contraire! It is because my brain has exploded and dripped out of my ears.
I am busy at work. And [...]

My tumor is angry

Not that I actually have a tumor. That is just the affectionate nickname that I have given my whatever-it-is that’s wrong with me.
I went to the doctor yesterday and had one of the more amusing medical tests. Seriously. There were pop rocks. No results yet, of course, although I’m sure my [...]