PORN!!!

It’s been awhile since I’ve given you porn, and I know you have all been weeping into your pillows every night. I blame that for the dearth of comments lately. I mean, except for my friend SaVIAGRAlly, who comments almost every day, I’ve got nothing. And so, I am determined to win you back with these Steve Maddens. But first, some backstory.

I have often said that my ideal life would involve going to school for a very long time and getting my Ph.D. in English Literature, specializing in Brit Lit before 1650, then being a professor at a widely respected yet slightly pretentious University where I teach one or two classes a semester and spend the rest of my time in my darkish (the windows are covered up with bookshelves) office, doing research, writing scholarly papers, and wearing a tweed suit and horn-rimmed glasses. Also, fabulous shoes (of course).

So, imagine my excitement when I realized that fall lines of shoes are merging two of my sartorial fantasies: tweed and shoes. Behold, the Steve Madden “Konnie” pump:

Konnie by Steve Madden

For information on the shoes I want to hate, but can’t – the oxford boot- you can visit blue girl, who pretty much sums up how I feel about that shoe.

However, if you just want a pair of boots (which I do – but I’m on another shoe moratorium – until Vegas, baby), there are these:

Alberto Fermani

Don’t you just want to….pet them? Or is that just me?

In other news, there is no other news. Although my personal trainer did not kill me last night – so that’s good. I’m going to try to do myself in through yoga tonight. I’ll let you know how that goes.

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