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Archive for December, 2007


It’s the end of the year as we know it….

So - 2007 is almost over. In fact, if you live in Australia, it is over. However, we’ve still got a good 11 hours to go. I’ve made my three major resolutions, and also done the 101 in 1,001 day because I like a challenge.
The last year has been….busy. I had [...]

Amy’s Rules for Driving

Follow them or I will zap you with my bad-driver zapping implement ™
1. The speed limit is not something to be approached with fear - that is the speed at which it is safe to drive. So, if the sign says that the limit is 35, and you’re driving 25, you are bad [...]

Best Shirt Gift Ever

Seriously - I got this in the mail yesterday:

Kris - you are the awesomest EVER. Seriously.
That is now at the top of my top three gifted shirts, with #2 honors going to:

(I have less facial hair, though)
And #3 going to my chainsaw-wielding baby shirt that the architect gave me:

Although, if you were to get [...]

Sadness

Terry Pratchett, one of my favorite authors, has been diagnosed with early onset Alzheimers.
Fortunately he hasn’t yet forgotten his sense of humor (or, well, really anything yet) and said,
I will, of course, be dead at some future point, as will everybody else. For me, this maybe further off than you think.
I know it’s [...]

BOOBS!

Rated “G” for gynecological details. You have been warned.
So….yesterday I went to my doc for my annual check-up. I also had a few issues to discuss with her. I haven’t had a regular doc since moving to PDX, and have just been seeing whoever Kaiser sticks me with. BUT, I loved [...]

My Baby is Famous!

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Back Inaction

I have been a bit of a cranky poopyhead the last couple of weeks. Mainly due to the fact that my little back injury that’s really not that bad is, in fact, almost that bad. I haven’t exercised in years. Or weeks. Whatever. I wasn’t even allowed to swim! or [...]