Do you read Go Fug Yourself?
Well you should. Especially right now, because of the picture of Helen Mirren on there.
I just hope that when I’m almost 63 (her birthday is next week), I look like that in a bikini.
Screw that - I hope that when I’m 32 (that gives me 7 months), I look like that in a bikini.
DAMN!

July 16th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
You’ve got to be kidding me. I’d say it were airbrushed, but there’s not a Photoshop around that’s that good. I’d kill to look like that.
gazelle reply on July 16th, 2008:
Even if she’s photoshopped, she’s got something good going on anyway….She is so consistently beautiful & elegant - and did I mention beautiful?
July 16th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
OMG… I love that website! Those chicks crack me up all the time.
On to Helen….Seriously. She gives all of those young plastic hos a run for their $$ and she’s 3 times their age! Holy shit!! I saw those pics earlier and was AMAZED. And here I just thought she had piled on the SPANX under her Oscar dress. No way.
gazelle reply on July 17th, 2008:
The crazy thing is, she doesn’t look overly botoxed, or lipo-ed, or nipped, tucked, etc. She just looks amazing.
Bitch.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:59 am
I also saw those pics yesterday and was hella impressed. I’ve never looked that good and bitch is old! Lol.
Also, another noteworthy blog - dlisted.com
It’s my crack.
gazelle reply on July 17th, 2008:
LOVE dlisted. It is also my crack - although it is NSF crack. The fug-girls are (usually - sometimes there’s a nip-slip) my work crack.
A girl has to have different crack for different locales, you know.
And how much do I hate/madly adore Helen?