In which I answer your questions…
Q: Can laughing harm a fetus?
A: I think you need to be more clear. There are several ways to interpret that question.
1) Will laughing at a fetus harm it? For example, “Wow! You are an uuuuuuuuuuuugggglyyyyyy fetus!” *giggle*?
Yes. that will harm the fetus’s self esteem and when it is born, it will need to therapy immediately. Never laugh at the fetus.
2) I am pregnant, someone said something funny, and I laughed. Have I harmed my fetus?
I’m not a doctor or anything, but I believe that laughing during pregnancy is not only not harmful, but probably recommended.
3) I am a very funny person, and I told a joke to a pregnant woman, and although she didn’t laugh, her fetus did. Have I harmed the fetus?
Yes you have. Fetuses are discouraged from having a sense of humor due to the damage it can cause to their amygdala. (Also, I made that up.)
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August 18th, 2008 at 8:14 am
haha! Too funny! See you tonight. You are so brave going to bikram alone. Great job on the bonus, that’s awesome.
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August 18th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Oh my god you crack me up so much!!
Enjoy yoga! I expect a full report!!!
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gazelle reply on August 18th, 2008:
It was awesome, and tonight the smell didn’t bother me at all after the first minute or so.
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