In which I answer your questions
To whomever asked google, “Isn’t there anything funny about a martini?”
Short answer: “no.”
Long answer: looking for something funny about martinis is kind of terrible. What is funny about the sweet perfection to be found in a glass of ice-cold gin, a spritz of vermouth, and a bleu-cheese stuffed olive. Shame.
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August 4th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
is it wrong that I always drink mine dry (aka no vernmouth)? I just like it with icy vodka and olivey goodness…
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gazelle reply on August 5th, 2008:
Of course it isn’t wrong to skip the vermouth. I often do so myself - I just have a little spritzer that is fun to use, so I do that when I make them at home. More concerning would be your use of vodka over gin!
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August 5th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Can I get a gin martini with a side of vodka?
Better make that a double. It’s only Tuesday! *cries*
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