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4/05/09 - Run for the Roses 5K7/4/09 - Foot Traffic Flat Half
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2009 Results
Shamrock 15K - DNS
Race for Roses 5K - 28:19
Bridge to Brews 10K - 59:25
Hippie Chick Half - 2:16:57
Forest Park 20K - 2:42:00
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5K - 28:18 (4/5/09)
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10K - 59:25 (4/19/09)
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November 25th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Hahahahahahahaha…that is great!
November 25th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
OK - HILARIOUS
November 25th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
November 25th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
oh wow. i’m glad i alreay believe in karma
November 26th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
I LOVE it. I don’t usually wish ill on a person, but … well, there are some exceptions and this one worked out perfectly.