PORN!!!
Today we have platform porn. Which makes me think of a funny story involving the platform of some playground equipment in a park when I was in college.
Heh.
Anyways – on to the porn!
I have some very pretty shoes today, but I have to tell you that I spent a great deal of time saying, “Damn you, Jessica Simpson!” Whoever designs her shoes does a terrific job – I just can’t bring myself ot wear Jessica Simpson. I’m pretty sure that my IQ would drop a couple dozen points, and that’s just not cool.
I have been crazy lusting after red shoes lately. I have a pair of red patent open-toed wedges, but I have to say, they are ridiculously uncomfortable. I never buy the red shoes I love because I don’t know what I’d wear them with. Although they would really make a sexy accent to my work clothes, probably.
I just love the added height. And also? Shiny! What’s not to love?
These are also quite pretty – although again, open toes in the winter make my toes cold. And wet. But – so pretty! I think they’d look nice with a martini.
Thoughts? Comments? Bought any good shoes lately?
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November 19th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Oh my goodness, i so needed this porn today!!
Those first red high heels are mega sexy!!! But, again (i know i’ve said this before) i honestly do not think i can walk in those! Perhaps a few steps, holding on to something for support!!! I certainly wouldn’t have the sexy swagger you need to pull off wearing those!!!
BUT, oh so sexy!!!
November 19th, 2008 at 8:35 am
LOVE those!!! Especially the second pair!!!
November 19th, 2008 at 8:39 am
i have the same moral dilemma when i see such cute shoes but they have HER name on them! i’ll spot a cute pair of shoes across the store, and when i get to them and see the brand, it automatically slut-ifies the shoes for me (not always a bad thing but if i’m gonna slut it up, i want it to be on my terms, not Jessica’s!).
November 19th, 2008 at 9:40 am
I have red patent leather heels. I love them. They are very, very good for certain situations. And they aren’t Jessica Simpson shoes
November 20th, 2008 at 6:44 am
i lurve the hidden platform. I almost always wear high heels (or sneakers) but lately have been craving a sassy pair of flat knee high black leather boots. maybe for hannukkah?
November 20th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Just catching up! I love those red ones! I’m a on a budget too though. No buying for myself until after Xmas.