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Hi! I am still here.

This week has been busy! Between not getting enough sleep, having only three days to do five days of work (usually I have four days to get my five days in), having two big projects due this week at work, and having all these social engagements, this week has been craZy (with a capital Z)!

Tuesday evening, I totally bailed on my kick-ass new neighbors and our planned taco night. The architect made me dinner, and I was in bed by 8, asleep by 9.

I chose to skip the pool Wednesday morning in lieu of an extra 2 hours of sleep (and that was definitely the right choice). It was only later that day that I remembered that in our party-minds Monday evening, we’d decided to have a cheese party Wednesday evening (the 2nd set of kick-ass neighbors have Wednesdays & Thursdays off, so it seemed a good time to schedule that – at the time).

So – I decided that I would get my swim in Thursday morning. I worked hard all day yesterday, hoping to get home in time for either a run or bike ride before the cheese party. Shortly after 5 PM, I closed up shop, walked out of my office, locked & closed the door. And then, not 5 seconds later, I said, “Fuck.”

Do you know what was in the office? My keys. Car keys. House keys. Office keys. There was no one in the office, and I didn’t have the information I needed to contact people who would let me back in. So I called the architect, and he came & got me. Of course, by the time I got home (with a stop to get cheese & wine), there was no time to exercise pre-cheese. And if you know me, you know that I am never late for a cheese event.

I made a rhubarb crisp, and then there was cheese! And wine! But only a little wine. I had one glass & had just refilled when my neighbor (from kick-ass set #2) requested a garden tour. And since I could talk about nothing but my garden for days on end, I, of course, obliged.

I told everyone all about the evil mole that I will slaughter with my bare hands (if I ever catch it), all the different produce that we have, the problem with slugs, and this weird creeping disease that’s plaguing some of our greens. I was in the raised bed gardens talking, and decided that instead of turning around & walking out like a normal person, I would continue to talk and back out like a graceful person. There is one problem though – I am not a graceful person.

I tripped over the side of the raised bed & went ass over teakettle. I did not, however, drop my glass of wine – and only spilled about half of it. I would’ve felt ever so much better if I’d actually had more than 1 glass of wine pre-fall – because falling while drunk is funny. Falling due to stupidity/clumsiness is just pathetic. *sigh*

So, I have a pretty bruise on the back of my right heel (where I hit it on the side of the garden) and general soreness. And now this overwhelming fear that my kick-ass new neighbors are going to start avoiding me since every time we hang out, I fall down.

Today, the architect drove me to work, so no morning workout today, either! However, I will yoga tonight, and will run/swim tomorrow. I’ll probably bike on Saturday & then I’m doing a trail run with a kick-ass person who is not my neighbor on Sunday, so although I’m not hitting all my workouts, I should get most of them. And, I really was treating this as my last week of ease before marathon training starts June 1 (holy crap).

I didn’t measure or take corn pics last night (due to the fact that I was falling out of my garden), but rest assured, most of the little corns are doing well. There are a few scrawny stragglers (I’m looking at you, James Corn), but Carrie Corn is pretty much the queen of the corn field!

Happy Thursday, peeps!

And good luck all you crazy marathoners in San Diego this weekend! The Ambitious One & Mr. Pi, Aron, Tara, Maritza, Danica, Julianne, Amanda, Kristen, Maddy, Shelly, and anyone else I may have inadvertantly left off the list. I’m sad I’m not there to see everyone’s San Diego abs, but I know you’re all going to ROCK this thing! Have fun & run strong!

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4 Responses to “ Hi! I am still here. ”

  1. # 1 Carrie Says:
    May 28th, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    I’m so glad to know another random faller! When I was younger, the joke was that I needed to be 35 feet in the air (circus) to not succumb to my general clumsiness…. It’s probably a miracle I’m alive.

  2. # 2 Sarah Says:
    May 28th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    I giggled out loud at my desk at you falling out of your garden. Now everyone thinks I’m crazy because they are all still stressed out regarding lay offs. I’m glad I laughed! thanks. Sorry you’re clumsy. . .

  3. # 3 Jen Says:
    May 29th, 2009 at 6:05 am

    That sucks about your keys! Sounds like you needed sleep and cheese more than workouts this week. Sometimes life just lets us know that. :)

    Rhubarb crisp! That sounds delish. We were talking about trying to make a strawberry-rhubarb pie soon. My mom made that all the time when I was a kid and it’s my fav. :) Do you grown rhubarb? Are you making anything like this for your party??

    Have a great weekend!

  4. # 4 RunToFinish Says:
    May 29th, 2009 at 6:55 am

    ahh thanks for the shout out!! so wish you could be there with us.

    seriously moles are evil little creatures and i hear you on the CRAZY week I’ve been travling and trying to squeeze it all in… thank god it was a taper week or I would have gone bizerk

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        • Is June over yet? Also, yay! for the sunshine!
        • Summer? Anyone?
        • Holy Crap!
      • +May (12)
        • An Auspicious Day
        • The unkindest cut of all….
        • A Good Weekend
        • HAPPY BIRTHDAY
        • Talk about the crazy!
        • My day of leisure
        • Well, that sucked....
        • Half Marathon Success!
        • TGIT
        • My New Life of Leisure
        • It's Martini Time
        • still busy
      • +April (22)
        • April Review
        • Stuff
        • ACK!
        • CRISIS!!!!!
        • You know, I really hadn't fallen in quite a while
        • Today is better
        • PORN!!
        • A Very Special Episode of Whine & Cheese
        • WOOT!
        • Third to last Friday
        • PORN!!
        • Bleh
        • An end to the cliff-hanger
        • It's a Bright, Sunshiney Day
        • Have you all seen this stuff?
        • Forgive me father, for I am lazy
        • PORN!!
        • This sucks
        • The Most Important Meal of the Day
        • Duh?
        • PORN!!!
        • Ummm....hi
      • +March (20)
        • What's My Motivation?
        • It's About Damn Time
        • I Never Could Get the Hang of Thursdays
        • PORN!!
        • It's a good thing global warming isn't real
        • So - it's Monday again....already
        • I am not meant for this life
        • Another one of those "long" weeks
        • PORN!!!
        • What's Wrong with Weight Watchers?
        • Final Numbers
        • Shamrock Run Results
        • Title 9 Can Bite My Ass
        • 8:59 Bitches
        • Soft PORN!
        • I am one sick person...
        • What do you mean this week isn't over yet?
        • Maybe I'm more like a gazelle......on SPEED!
        • Early PORN!
        • Time to Face the Truth
      • +February (18)
        • Super Star
        • Sometimes I have thoughts
        • PORN!!!
        • It's my birthday!
        • Kickboxing kicked my ass....
        • PORN! (As well as Day 2 of Birthday Watch)
        • All weeks should be three day weeks
        • Reach the Beach
        • I've Got Nothing
        • PORN! And other goodies
        • Lola update
        • The saddest thing....
        • Another 5-day workweek
        • Sometimes, being a failure isn't so bad...
        • HAPPY BIRTHDAY
        • PORN!!!
        • SUPER!!
        • FIVE WHOLE DAYS IN A ROW
      • +January (20)
        • Keepin' On
        • Dammit, it's Monday again
        • Friday.
        • I wanted to post today
        • PORN!!!
        • Working on maintaining my rockstar status
        • Crazy Babies
        • BOOBIES!
        • in brief
        • PORN!!
        • The week is nearly half over
        • What Makes Mondays Suck?
        • a bit better today
        • one of those days
        • The Return of PORN!!!
        • up up & away
        • Things that are nice
        • They have landed!
        • Ow.
        • 2008
    • +2007 (159)
      • +December (7)
        • It's the end of the year as we know it....
        • Amy's Rules for Driving
        • Best Shirt Gift Ever
        • Sadness
        • BOOBS!
        • My Baby is Famous!
        • Back Inaction
      • +November (9)
        • What I did on my Summer Thanksgiving Vacation
        • It's all okay
        • Ow.
        • mmmmmm....martinis
        • WOE! WOE! is me.....
        • Good Things
        • It's 4:00 PM
        • Do Not Despair! I Have Returned!
        • Holy Crap - It's November
      • +October (12)
        • Happy Anniversary
        • All better....mostly
        • And sometimes, things aren't so good.
        • Quickly becoming a weight-loss blog
        • Hey Los Angeles
        • It's Friday!
        • And now, for the not so bitchy
        • Leavin' Las Vegas...and pre-conceived weight perceptions
        • Vegas, Baby....
        • Here for my weekly update
        • I Lied
        • PORN!!
      • +September (12)
        • Are you paying attention?
        • My newest vendetta
        • Can You Believe It?
        • So Much More Meaningful Than My September Shopping Moratorium
        • I hope you liked your shoes
        • Because I Care....
        • Look at me, being all healthy
        • Vacation, all I ever wanted....
        • Teh Suck
        • Much Sadness...
        • PORN!!!
        • A Weekend the Way Weekends Should Be
      • +August (11)
        • Double Standards Are Fun
        • Fit But You Know It
        • Is Summer Really Almost Over?
        • Sometimes I wonder if I'm crazy....
        • Stormy Weather
        • Let the People Decide!
        • FRIDAY!
        • Worst day week ever
        • Too Good to be True
        • oooh....fancy
        • Back at it....
      • +July (10)
        • I have arrived!
        • The Stars Respond
        • Harry Potter #7
        • General Whining
        • Is It Wrong?
        • My Life as a Crazy Person
        • updating
        • Not that I'm busy...
        • On Clothes & Shoes & Boobs (and a political postscript)
        • How I Spent My Summer Vacation
      • +June (14)
        • Happy Birthday
        • In Review
        • Need Children's Clothes?
        • not dead yet
        • My tumor is angry
        • ack
        • The Story of the Quilt
        • Is It Wrong?
        • Uranus is positioned for summer surprises
        • Do you prefer sticks and stones?
        • Excuse Generator
        • Too many things, not enough time
        • Save a Book!
        • My new best friend
      • +May (15)
        • it's birthday month, apparently
        • blech
        • Why Tuesday Sucked
        • Happy Birthday
        • Maybe there is a god....
        • finally friday
        • Day 2
        • Mother's Day
        • House Photos
        • PORN!
        • Race Results
        • What I Want
        • Worky Worky
        • Never Fear!
        • MAYDAY!
      • +April (18)
        • Life is good
        • Friday tidbits
        • No porn today
        • Monday Morning
        • House Update (and train overheards)
        • All shoes, all the time
        • PORN!!!
        • Almost Homeowners
        • So Much Stuff
        • Why isn't this week over yet?
        • Coming Together
        • Guess What?
        • Monday Lists
        • Not going anywhere, ever again....
        • I am a goddess
        • House Pictures
        • Crazies
        • Crazy Mondays
      • +March (21)
        • Customer Service Woes
        • braindead
        • Stupid Banks
        • PORN!!!
        • musical advice
        • Best weekend ever!
        • House-Free Weekend
        • It's a dark day for shoe buyers...
        • energy suck
        • already workin' for the weekend
        • dance dance revolution
        • I Never Could Get the Hang of Thursdays
        • PORN!!!
        • The battle has been won
        • My war with drugs
        • what happened to my head?
        • because I cannot leave well enough alone
        • PORN!!
        • brain dump
        • La Casa de la Muerte
        • back online
      • +February (16)
        • PORN!!!
        • Good Friday
        • Thursdays....
        • PORN!!!
        • Why I Live in Portland
        • Per Ms. Sillypants
        • My new life plan
        • The return of porn!!!
        • Can't Wait to be a Homeowner
        • Good weekend updates
        • YAY!!
        • Happy Birthday
        • stupid training
        • migrating
        • on being a metro-sexual
        • can't catch up
      • +January (14)
        • you don't need no stinkin' content
        • meme-y fun
        • weekend update
        • words of advice
        • on the road...
        • out for awhile
        • I have survived
        • hungover
        • living the almost life
        • Not bad, for a Monday...
        • I feel good (I knew that I would)
        • I love the books
        • Working Out My Issues
        • back in business
    • +2006 (171)
      • +December (16)
        • culture break
        • Quote of the Week
        • PORN!!!
        • My Life is Boring
        • Full of the Holiday Spirit
        • Finally Friday
        • Is It Friday Yet?
        • CRASH!!!
        • Not Back in Whack…but getting there
        • If You Go, Remember That It’s In Europe & Don’t Forget to Pack Your Banana Hammock
        • Is It Really Monday Already?
        • Kittens and Rainbows and Fluffy Little Duckies
        • PORN!!! AND PIZZA!
        • How do YOU get back in whack?
        • meme-ing to keep you amused while I’m away
        • Whine & Cheese Anyone?
      • +November (18)
        • Alllllllll By Myself
        • PORN!!! (and spam)
        • Walking' in a Winter Wonderland
        • Tuesday’s Child is Full of Grace
        • It's Snowing!
        • Turkey Madness
        • PORN!!!
        • At long last - the book reviews
        • Keeping Busy
        • Who Needs Sleep?
        • The End of the World is Nigh
        • Rainy Days & Mondays
        • Crazy Days
        • It's a Good Day (With Porn!)
        • PFR#1
        • Living Up to the Hype
        • Now that I'm an old married lady
        • A Very Special Episode…
      • +October (19)
        • Hey bitches
        • Feelin' Stoopid
        • Picture pages, picture pages, time to get your picture pages
        • PORN!!!
        • Insert Clever Title Here
        • FRIDAY!!!
        • Thirsty Thursday?
        • Quote of the Day
        • Still No Porn
        • Nothing To Say
        • Taking It Easy
        • I Think Every Friday is Good Friday
        • Work is hard
        • No Shoes & Good News
        • State of the Amy
        • Mondays...
        • making a come back
        • Day 1: Finished
        • Cloudy Days & Mondays
      • +September (13)
        • Fridays
        • The Face of Evil
        • Busy, Busy, Busy
        • Good News!
        • Serious Stuff
        • Weekend Update
        • I am not a loser
        • Rain
        • Shoes & Books - Life is Good
        • So many posts....so little energy
        • celebrating the end of banned books week
        • Feelin’ Spacey
        • poison runnin’ thru my veins
      • +August (14)
        • Where's the Gin When You Need It?
        • The importance of being well-shod
        • What's Going On?
        • I am a sucky blogger
        • PORN!!!
        • The party is over, but the fun is just beginning
        • Happenings
        • PORN!!!
        • I’m back!
        • No pictures yet
        • Exciting News
        • PORN!!!
        • I have arrived
        • I’m not dead yet
      • +July (16)
        • Who Else Does This Happen To?
        • The gazelles are back
        • Brushes with fame
        • Breakfast of Champions
        • Foodgasm
        • Ummmm…blargh
        • Nothing is hotter
        • I am woman…hear me whimper
        • No Porn
        • Because I am too lazy for original content - and also because I'm introspective & shit
        • The Sounds of Silence?
        • With Apologies to Dorothy Parker
        • Independence Day Wrap-Up
        • A Heartbreaking Tale of Staggering Cuteness
        • Crime & Punishment
        • I like to read books
      • +June (26)
        • Things That Suck
        • Let the wedding gifting begin...
        • Holy Shit!
        • Exciting Weekend Activities
        • My New Favorite Thing
        • Five More Weeks & Other Ramblings…Thursday Brain Dump
        • The continuing saga of South Dakota……
        • Something Funny
        • EVIL BAD SICKNESS!!!!!
        • South Dakota Part I
        • Travel Update
        • Paranoid
        • missing!
        • English as a 1st language
        • Random Monday Observations
        • Homeless No More
        • I am the devil…and the rambler
        • I am a spreadsheet rock star
        • America’s Next Top Model
        • PORN!!!
        • This is a mean post
        • The popularity contest
        • Why I love the architect
        • A post NOT about Jesus
        • Why Christianity Rules
        • WTF??
      • +May (29)
        • There is no reason to read this
        • Jesus is NOT a Rapist
        • PORN!!!
        • Good News for South Dakota?
        • hey baby....
        • Anthropophobia
        • Even Worse
        • Stupid Liquor Stores and other tales of woe
        • spam, spam, spam, spam, spammity spam!
        • PORN!!!
        • Place to live?
        • KILLERS ON THE LOOSE!
        • busy weekend....kind of
        • Sign of the Apocalypse #3,256
        • Pimpin’ my hoes
        • Pissed off
        • The War on Sex & Sexuality
        • English is #1
        • Ten Things I Won’t Miss About Los Angeles
        • Ten Things I Will Miss About Los Angeles
        • Panic?
        • Signs, signs, everywhere the signs
        • Do you know what's awesome?
        • Ruined Weekend
        • Anyone?
        • Today I was Asked
        • PORN!!!
        • Slow Down!!!
        • Names That I’m Glad Aren’t Mine
      • +April (20)
        • Holy Crap!
        • Going for a Ride
        • Ten Things That Are Hard
        • Why It’s Better to Hang Out With Stupid People
        • SAFETY FIRST!!!
        • PORN!!!
        • I work in hell…but live in the Telestial Kingdom
        • Random spewing about my boring life
        • god's plan
        • panic!
        • kill me now
        • happy
        • Obviously, the universe hates me
        • this is the end....
        • accidents happen
        • detox
        • personalized....
        • My peeps
        • i think i'm alone now
        • isn't it ironic?
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