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May 18 – May 24 Training Plan + 5/11-5/17 Recap

Last Week’s Plan

Monday: Easy recovery run: 2-3 miles, no time goals; push-ups – I ran 3 miles in 32 minutes; didn’t do the push-ups

Tuesday: Speed work; 4-5 Yasso 800s - I was still hurting, so skipped the speed work & instead did some nothing (REST!)

Wednesday: AM swim; PM bike – I made my swim 1,250 yds in 40 minutes; definitely need to get speedier. It was hailing when I got home, so I didn’t bike

Thursday: AM crazy weights; PM yoga – I skipped weights, did the yoga

Friday: noon trail run; pushups & abs – I did the trail run – 7.5 miles – and there’s a blog post about that coming up. No push-ups & abs because I am lazy & cannot take 15 minutes to do arms & abs. LAZY!

Saturday: 10 mile run – Saturday did not go well. I did not run. I did, however, get my 10 mile bike in as a make-up for Wednesday’s skipped bike.

Sunday: rest – I gardened for 3 hours, including weeding, digging up bamboo, digging holes in the ground & planting more stuff.

So – I ran only 1/3 of my planned miles for the week, and will not hit 100 in May, I don’t think (I’m only at 29 for the month so far!), but I think I’m okay with that. I’m going to ramp things up again in June, but since I’m starting my tri- training, I think I’m going to take it easy on the running until I get adjusted. I have been so hungry lately!

I really, really, really need to be lifting weights though. That is the only thing I feel really bad about skipping last week! However, it’s just not realistic for me to get to the gym by 6 more than once a week, so I’m working on a new plan. I’d actually really like to just get into a home routine, so that is my goal for this week.

This Week’s Plan

Monday: Easy 3 miles

Tuesday: 60 minute bike ride

Wednesday: AM swim; PM trail run

Thursday: yoga

Friday: Easy 5 miles; swim

Saturday: 60 minute bike ride

Sunday: 20K trail race (I will post later this week about my trail race goals).

Other – push-ups at least TWICE! Weights – TWICE! Abs – THREE TIMES!

My other basic plan is to just listen to my body & not get carried away. Last week I added in two new activities that I haven’t previously been doing (the swim & bike) and this week I’m doing each twice instead of the once of last week, I am just going to try really hard to be aware & not overdo it – which is what I did last week. Right now, mileage isn’t as important as it will be later, and I need to remember that! My next two races are 20 K & 1/2 marathon, so I know that I’m prepared for those distances – no need to get all crazy, right? RIGHT!

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19 Responses to “ May 18 – May 24 Training Plan + 5/11-5/17 Recap ”

  1. # 1 cindy Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    hey! i saw on your sidebar that you’re doing the forest park run. that’s very cool! i did the 10k last year and had lots of fun. i got lost but still had a good time. the route is marked with little flags and i spaced out. anyway, cool run and lots of hard core trail runners out there to be inspired by! have fun!

    gazelle reply on May 20th, 2009:

    I hope I don’t get lost! I’m notorious for getting lost! (I will remember to pay extra-close attention to the flags!)

  2. # 2 Susan Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    I’m with you on the “other” category! I’m trying to incorporate weight and ab workouts into my training. Push ups too! I started today…we can do it!

    gazelle reply on May 20th, 2009:

    I did some pushups last night – and will do weights tomorrow! I am ready to be HARDCORE. :)

  3. # 3 Wiggs (The Beholder) Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    I say this: The only thing you should push yourself to do is the weights. That’s a huge key to preventing injury (something I need to remind myself of a bit more often).

    And, sure you haven’t done all of the miles you’ve been planning on, but doing doing 1/3 of 100 is still impressive as eff!

    gazelle reply on May 18th, 2009:

    And I know this – must be strong to prevent injury! I just wish that knowledge = motivation!

  4. # 4 RunToFinish Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    i like the one’s with ! after them, I think those will help make sure they get done

    gazelle reply on May 18th, 2009:

    That’s my plan – success through type-written enthusiasm! :)

  5. # 5 Michael Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Word on the street there may be a new (free) gym within walking distance. Perhaps that will make that commitment to lifting weights easier.

    gazelle reply on May 18th, 2009:

    I could pay membership dues with vodka & wine.

  6. # 6 Jen Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    You did a great job going with the flow and being flexible with the workouts. The great thing about a well-rounded tri training program is that there are SO many things to be doing, you can always fit something in. But it’s hard to do everything you’re supposed to, esp as writtien. Once you can get into a good routine, the variety is a joy. You’re doing great in the pool – nice yardage- and on the bike. Have a great week! Keep up the good work!!

  7. # 7 michelle Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    Your doing great girlie!

    I have yet to do the Yasso 800’s. My half is coming up in 12 days. I can’t wait!!!

  8. # 8 Carolina John Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 5:57 am

    I’ve been doing a lot of nothing as well lately. not good. but that’s cool phrasing.

    my strength training right now is all done with the iron gym, a swiss ball, and pushups. I’m still on the tri power program and it still rocks. throw in plenty of situps and planks and you should be ok.

  9. # 9 Calyx Meredith Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 7:03 am

    “success through type-written enthusiasm” – YES! :D

    And? I looooovvvvve my (lilac and gray) weight bench at home. (Reebok?) I know some might scoff and say disparaging things about “Barbie weights” but I love it. It cost me the equivalent of 3 months gym membership – and now I’ve had it for two years. (And I have spent about $20 adding a couple of heavier weights.) I love free weights and I can fit in strength training pretty much any time I want. (It is especially helpful when I’m writing and get stuck. I lift and let my brain unwind and then magically my writing is smoother.) I’m also very much of a cave dweller – so getting to stay home is a huge motivator for me. Good luck with your plan!

  10. # 10 Alisa Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 7:59 am

    I need to do weights too. I’m decent at doing Shred a couple times a week but the machines or the weights classes are better.

    Good job adding one more of each swim and bike to your schedule. I think that’s a good plan.

  11. # 11 kristen Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 8:26 am

    Those are exciting new changes in the routine. Adding swimming and biking definitley take some adjusting. Good work.

    I am excited to hear about the 20k trail race. Those are tough!

    This weeks workouts look solid. I too need to get some weights going on. I want to, but…

  12. # 12 P.O.M. Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 9:57 am

    No need to get all crazy yo!
    But in regards to weights – I am sooooooooo bad these days about that. I used to be weight lifting queen. There is just not enough time in the live-long day, I tell ya.

  13. # 13 kristen Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    I forgot to tell you I’m going to email that awesome granola bar recipie. Give me a couple days. I have three finals between Wed and Thrus and then I’ll do it.

  14. # 14 Sarah Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Honestly – big fan of this revision. Also honestly – if you said you wanted to quit running and just drink all day, I might be on board with that too!

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        • Knee-hab Update
        • I'm assuming that my stomach will stop churning...eventually
        • (Non-shoe) PORN!!!
        • WOO!
        • PS
        • PORN!!!
        • A few of my favorite things
        • A Case of the Mondays
        • 2 days to protect women’s health
        • PORN!!!
        • Weekend Sabotage (and my plans for making up with my scale)
        • holy balls
        • In Which I Answer Your Questions
        • Crazy Weights™
        • Ummmm....ow?
        • PORN!!!
        • Determination
        • Monday
        • Quote of the Day
        • question....
        • Help?
        • This just in....
        • PORN!!!
        • September Goals
        • Weekend photo essay
      • +August (28)
        • In Which I Answer Your Questions...
        • Apologies in advance
        • The Wait Is Over
        • One jog forward, two slow steps back.
        • PORN!!!
        • Someone, please buy me this T-shirt
        • In which I answer your questions
        • Blessed Are the Cheesemakers
        • Better today
        • Ow.
        • Sometimes, the universe DOES balance
        • What are your strengths?
        • An Ode to Squash
        • HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
        • In which I answer your questions...
        • Olympic Coverage
        • Yoga Report - and other little things
        • Exercise & Stuff
        • PORN!!!
        • Best fitness blog post of the day
        • FOOD!
        • Weekend Photo Essay
        • Orthorexia
        • A Postive Spin on Things
        • Feeling Knee-dy
        • My weekend in review: I am a domestic goddess
        • In which I answer your questions
        • Why I Love Public Transportation (most of the time)
      • +July (20)
        • To Whoever found me by googling for
        • Blargh!!! Also BUSY!!!
        • PARTY!!
        • Faux-lebrity encounter
        • That's better.....
        • We interrupt this broadcast for a test of the emotional eating system....
        • Slate covers Fetal Separation
        • Weekend Camping Adventure - a photo essay
        • BinTASTIC!!!
        • I am inBINsible
        • Do you read Go Fug Yourself?
        • PORN! Kinda....
        • MEME!!
        • Reaction to the New Yorker
        • News story of the day
        • Quote of the Day
        • Update...
        • Well, that sucked
        • Don't you hate it?
        • Do you ever wonder if you're weird?
      • +June (12)
        • Not Bad - For a Monday
        • WOOT!
        • PORN!!
        • I know it's been awhile
        • Manic Mondays...
        • Breaking News!
        • For a Monday, this isn't too bad
        • Marathon Training - Long Run#1
        • Running Meme
        • Is June over yet? Also, yay! for the sunshine!
        • Summer? Anyone?
        • Holy Crap!
      • +May (12)
        • An Auspicious Day
        • The unkindest cut of all….
        • A Good Weekend
        • HAPPY BIRTHDAY
        • Talk about the crazy!
        • My day of leisure
        • Well, that sucked....
        • Half Marathon Success!
        • TGIT
        • My New Life of Leisure
        • It's Martini Time
        • still busy
      • +April (22)
        • April Review
        • Stuff
        • ACK!
        • CRISIS!!!!!
        • You know, I really hadn't fallen in quite a while
        • Today is better
        • PORN!!
        • A Very Special Episode of Whine & Cheese
        • WOOT!
        • Third to last Friday
        • PORN!!
        • Bleh
        • An end to the cliff-hanger
        • It's a Bright, Sunshiney Day
        • Have you all seen this stuff?
        • Forgive me father, for I am lazy
        • PORN!!
        • This sucks
        • The Most Important Meal of the Day
        • Duh?
        • PORN!!!
        • Ummm....hi
      • +March (20)
        • What's My Motivation?
        • It's About Damn Time
        • I Never Could Get the Hang of Thursdays
        • PORN!!
        • It's a good thing global warming isn't real
        • So - it's Monday again....already
        • I am not meant for this life
        • Another one of those "long" weeks
        • PORN!!!
        • What's Wrong with Weight Watchers?
        • Final Numbers
        • Shamrock Run Results
        • Title 9 Can Bite My Ass
        • 8:59 Bitches
        • Soft PORN!
        • I am one sick person...
        • What do you mean this week isn't over yet?
        • Maybe I'm more like a gazelle......on SPEED!
        • Early PORN!
        • Time to Face the Truth
      • +February (18)
        • Super Star
        • Sometimes I have thoughts
        • PORN!!!
        • It's my birthday!
        • Kickboxing kicked my ass....
        • PORN! (As well as Day 2 of Birthday Watch)
        • All weeks should be three day weeks
        • Reach the Beach
        • I've Got Nothing
        • PORN! And other goodies
        • Lola update
        • The saddest thing....
        • Another 5-day workweek
        • Sometimes, being a failure isn't so bad...
        • HAPPY BIRTHDAY
        • PORN!!!
        • SUPER!!
        • FIVE WHOLE DAYS IN A ROW
      • +January (20)
        • Keepin' On
        • Dammit, it's Monday again
        • Friday.
        • I wanted to post today
        • PORN!!!
        • Working on maintaining my rockstar status
        • Crazy Babies
        • BOOBIES!
        • in brief
        • PORN!!
        • The week is nearly half over
        • What Makes Mondays Suck?
        • a bit better today
        • one of those days
        • The Return of PORN!!!
        • up up & away
        • Things that are nice
        • They have landed!
        • Ow.
        • 2008
    • +2007 (159)
      • +December (7)
        • It's the end of the year as we know it....
        • Amy's Rules for Driving
        • Best Shirt Gift Ever
        • Sadness
        • BOOBS!
        • My Baby is Famous!
        • Back Inaction
      • +November (9)
        • What I did on my Summer Thanksgiving Vacation
        • It's all okay
        • Ow.
        • mmmmmm....martinis
        • WOE! WOE! is me.....
        • Good Things
        • It's 4:00 PM
        • Do Not Despair! I Have Returned!
        • Holy Crap - It's November
      • +October (12)
        • Happy Anniversary
        • All better....mostly
        • And sometimes, things aren't so good.
        • Quickly becoming a weight-loss blog
        • Hey Los Angeles
        • It's Friday!
        • And now, for the not so bitchy
        • Leavin' Las Vegas...and pre-conceived weight perceptions
        • Vegas, Baby....
        • Here for my weekly update
        • I Lied
        • PORN!!
      • +September (12)
        • Are you paying attention?
        • My newest vendetta
        • Can You Believe It?
        • So Much More Meaningful Than My September Shopping Moratorium
        • I hope you liked your shoes
        • Because I Care....
        • Look at me, being all healthy
        • Vacation, all I ever wanted....
        • Teh Suck
        • Much Sadness...
        • PORN!!!
        • A Weekend the Way Weekends Should Be
      • +August (11)
        • Double Standards Are Fun
        • Fit But You Know It
        • Is Summer Really Almost Over?
        • Sometimes I wonder if I'm crazy....
        • Stormy Weather
        • Let the People Decide!
        • FRIDAY!
        • Worst day week ever
        • Too Good to be True
        • oooh....fancy
        • Back at it....
      • +July (10)
        • I have arrived!
        • The Stars Respond
        • Harry Potter #7
        • General Whining
        • Is It Wrong?
        • My Life as a Crazy Person
        • updating
        • Not that I'm busy...
        • On Clothes & Shoes & Boobs (and a political postscript)
        • How I Spent My Summer Vacation
      • +June (14)
        • Happy Birthday
        • In Review
        • Need Children's Clothes?
        • not dead yet
        • My tumor is angry
        • ack
        • The Story of the Quilt
        • Is It Wrong?
        • Uranus is positioned for summer surprises
        • Do you prefer sticks and stones?
        • Excuse Generator
        • Too many things, not enough time
        • Save a Book!
        • My new best friend
      • +May (15)
        • it's birthday month, apparently
        • blech
        • Why Tuesday Sucked
        • Happy Birthday
        • Maybe there is a god....
        • finally friday
        • Day 2
        • Mother's Day
        • House Photos
        • PORN!
        • Race Results
        • What I Want
        • Worky Worky
        • Never Fear!
        • MAYDAY!
      • +April (18)
        • Life is good
        • Friday tidbits
        • No porn today
        • Monday Morning
        • House Update (and train overheards)
        • All shoes, all the time
        • PORN!!!
        • Almost Homeowners
        • So Much Stuff
        • Why isn't this week over yet?
        • Coming Together
        • Guess What?
        • Monday Lists
        • Not going anywhere, ever again....
        • I am a goddess
        • House Pictures
        • Crazies
        • Crazy Mondays
      • +March (21)
        • Customer Service Woes
        • braindead
        • Stupid Banks
        • PORN!!!
        • musical advice
        • Best weekend ever!
        • House-Free Weekend
        • It's a dark day for shoe buyers...
        • energy suck
        • already workin' for the weekend
        • dance dance revolution
        • I Never Could Get the Hang of Thursdays
        • PORN!!!
        • The battle has been won
        • My war with drugs
        • what happened to my head?
        • because I cannot leave well enough alone
        • PORN!!
        • brain dump
        • La Casa de la Muerte
        • back online
      • +February (16)
        • PORN!!!
        • Good Friday
        • Thursdays....
        • PORN!!!
        • Why I Live in Portland
        • Per Ms. Sillypants
        • My new life plan
        • The return of porn!!!
        • Can't Wait to be a Homeowner
        • Good weekend updates
        • YAY!!
        • Happy Birthday
        • stupid training
        • migrating
        • on being a metro-sexual
        • can't catch up
      • +January (14)
        • you don't need no stinkin' content
        • meme-y fun
        • weekend update
        • words of advice
        • on the road...
        • out for awhile
        • I have survived
        • hungover
        • living the almost life
        • Not bad, for a Monday...
        • I feel good (I knew that I would)
        • I love the books
        • Working Out My Issues
        • back in business
    • +2006 (171)
      • +December (16)
        • culture break
        • Quote of the Week
        • PORN!!!
        • My Life is Boring
        • Full of the Holiday Spirit
        • Finally Friday
        • Is It Friday Yet?
        • CRASH!!!
        • Not Back in Whack…but getting there
        • If You Go, Remember That It’s In Europe & Don’t Forget to Pack Your Banana Hammock
        • Is It Really Monday Already?
        • Kittens and Rainbows and Fluffy Little Duckies
        • PORN!!! AND PIZZA!
        • How do YOU get back in whack?
        • meme-ing to keep you amused while I’m away
        • Whine & Cheese Anyone?
      • +November (18)
        • Alllllllll By Myself
        • PORN!!! (and spam)
        • Walking' in a Winter Wonderland
        • Tuesday’s Child is Full of Grace
        • It's Snowing!
        • Turkey Madness
        • PORN!!!
        • At long last - the book reviews
        • Keeping Busy
        • Who Needs Sleep?
        • The End of the World is Nigh
        • Rainy Days & Mondays
        • Crazy Days
        • It's a Good Day (With Porn!)
        • PFR#1
        • Living Up to the Hype
        • Now that I'm an old married lady
        • A Very Special Episode…
      • +October (19)
        • Hey bitches
        • Feelin' Stoopid
        • Picture pages, picture pages, time to get your picture pages
        • PORN!!!
        • Insert Clever Title Here
        • FRIDAY!!!
        • Thirsty Thursday?
        • Quote of the Day
        • Still No Porn
        • Nothing To Say
        • Taking It Easy
        • I Think Every Friday is Good Friday
        • Work is hard
        • No Shoes & Good News
        • State of the Amy
        • Mondays...
        • making a come back
        • Day 1: Finished
        • Cloudy Days & Mondays
      • +September (13)
        • Fridays
        • The Face of Evil
        • Busy, Busy, Busy
        • Good News!
        • Serious Stuff
        • Weekend Update
        • I am not a loser
        • Rain
        • Shoes & Books - Life is Good
        • So many posts....so little energy
        • celebrating the end of banned books week
        • Feelin’ Spacey
        • poison runnin’ thru my veins
      • +August (14)
        • Where's the Gin When You Need It?
        • The importance of being well-shod
        • What's Going On?
        • I am a sucky blogger
        • PORN!!!
        • The party is over, but the fun is just beginning
        • Happenings
        • PORN!!!
        • I’m back!
        • No pictures yet
        • Exciting News
        • PORN!!!
        • I have arrived
        • I’m not dead yet
      • +July (16)
        • Who Else Does This Happen To?
        • The gazelles are back
        • Brushes with fame
        • Breakfast of Champions
        • Foodgasm
        • Ummmm…blargh
        • Nothing is hotter
        • I am woman…hear me whimper
        • No Porn
        • Because I am too lazy for original content - and also because I'm introspective & shit
        • The Sounds of Silence?
        • With Apologies to Dorothy Parker
        • Independence Day Wrap-Up
        • A Heartbreaking Tale of Staggering Cuteness
        • Crime & Punishment
        • I like to read books
      • +June (26)
        • Things That Suck
        • Let the wedding gifting begin...
        • Holy Shit!
        • Exciting Weekend Activities
        • My New Favorite Thing
        • Five More Weeks & Other Ramblings…Thursday Brain Dump
        • The continuing saga of South Dakota……
        • Something Funny
        • EVIL BAD SICKNESS!!!!!
        • South Dakota Part I
        • Travel Update
        • Paranoid
        • missing!
        • English as a 1st language
        • Random Monday Observations
        • Homeless No More
        • I am the devil…and the rambler
        • I am a spreadsheet rock star
        • America’s Next Top Model
        • PORN!!!
        • This is a mean post
        • The popularity contest
        • Why I love the architect
        • A post NOT about Jesus
        • Why Christianity Rules
        • WTF??
      • +May (29)
        • There is no reason to read this
        • Jesus is NOT a Rapist
        • PORN!!!
        • Good News for South Dakota?
        • hey baby....
        • Anthropophobia
        • Even Worse
        • Stupid Liquor Stores and other tales of woe
        • spam, spam, spam, spam, spammity spam!
        • PORN!!!
        • Place to live?
        • KILLERS ON THE LOOSE!
        • busy weekend....kind of
        • Sign of the Apocalypse #3,256
        • Pimpin’ my hoes
        • Pissed off
        • The War on Sex & Sexuality
        • English is #1
        • Ten Things I Won’t Miss About Los Angeles
        • Ten Things I Will Miss About Los Angeles
        • Panic?
        • Signs, signs, everywhere the signs
        • Do you know what's awesome?
        • Ruined Weekend
        • Anyone?
        • Today I was Asked
        • PORN!!!
        • Slow Down!!!
        • Names That I’m Glad Aren’t Mine
      • +April (20)
        • Holy Crap!
        • Going for a Ride
        • Ten Things That Are Hard
        • Why It’s Better to Hang Out With Stupid People
        • SAFETY FIRST!!!
        • PORN!!!
        • I work in hell…but live in the Telestial Kingdom
        • Random spewing about my boring life
        • god's plan
        • panic!
        • kill me now
        • happy
        • Obviously, the universe hates me
        • this is the end....
        • accidents happen
        • detox
        • personalized....
        • My peeps
        • i think i'm alone now
        • isn't it ironic?
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