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May, 2009:

The Corn Chronicles (Part 1)

So, you may or may not know that I’m a big gardener (as in my garden is big, not me) and this year, my big crops will be squashes (except zucchini, dammi!), tomatoes (tripled the number of plants this year) and corn.

I am a little obsessed with my corn. Every evening, rain or shine, I go outside to count the corn. As of last night, I had 52 corn plants. By this time next week, I will not have 52 plants, because some of them have to go. I do not have room for 52 full grown corns.

However, since I have 52 plants, and there are 26 letters in the alphabet, I decided that maybe they all need names starting with a different letter (26 boys & 26 girls). My father agreed wholeheartedly with this proposition, and so I have named one of my corns after him. (I have not named all of the others yet, but I can tell you the first 10 corns are named:

  1. Adam
  2. Brad
  3. Cody
  4. Darren
  5. Eric
  6. Fred
  7. Greg
  8. Howard
  9. Ichabod
  10. James

(Also, the first girl corn is Amy.)

Now, I thought that since I had named a corn after my father, he would probably want some updates on his little corn grandchild on a regular basis. And then I thought, why not share this information with the world? What could be more fascinating than a weekly slideshow of my corn? (Hey, Amalah did it. Admittedly, she used a fetus instead of a corn, but still….)

So here we are for corn update #1 – James:

James, as of last night, was 2.5 inches tall. He sleeps through the night now, and looks more like a blade of grass than the majestic corn stalk that he will become.

(My apologies for the poor photo quality – it was POURING.)

I know – the excitement never ends around here! (Let me know if you want me to name a corn after you – although no guarantees that your corn will make it through next week’s culling of the corn. James Corn will definitely get a pass.)

Skipped workouts + double workout Wednesday

So, I skipped my speedwork last night. Although my 3 mile recovery run went pretty well on Monday evening, I was still pretty sore last night, with most of the soreness in my ankles & arches.

Sidebar: One mistake I did make for the race was the use of old insoles. I need to replace my superfeet insoles at about 250 miles. Mine were at about 275. So I bought some new ones, but never ran with them. I walked with them a few times, but didn’t put any significant mileage on them. I didn’t feel comfortable running with them because for the first 10 miles or so, they tend to give me blisters high up on my left arch. So, I ran with the old ones.

At the end of the race, the arch in my right foot was swollen and felt sprained. It was hard driving the 1.5 hours back. When I got home, I put on my orthopedic socks (thanks again, JM – they are my favorite recovery socks) and iced my foot. By Monday, the pain was mostly gone, and Monday evening I ran with my new insoles (no swollen arches, but I did get that blister on my left arch!)

So, after my quads recovered (I stretched! Yay me!), I was feeling pretty good, except for my ankles. So I made the executive decision to NOT run last night. And now I feel guilty. Which is silly. I know that training hard when the body is exhausted/fighting injury is the perfect way to get injured (see last year when I continued to run on my wonky knee, tore my hamstring, and ended up not running for almost 4 months!), so it just makes sense to take care of the body now so it can keep working later, right? And I don’t have to make up those miles, because I’m putting in a lot of miles even without that one run, right?

In good news that makes me feel all virtuous & stuff, I did hit the pool this morning. I got my ass out of bed at just after 5 AM and made it to the pool about six. My timing worked out well – although the lane next to me ended up with 3 people in it for a while, I never had more than one other person in my lane. I don’t mind splitting a lane, but I hate circling because I am so slow & always feel silly so I quit early.

I ended up with 1,250 yds in 5 sets:

250 – free
250 – kick
250 – free
250 – kick
250 – free

It was a good workout for my first time back in the pool in almost six weeks! Next week, I’m going to try to swim twice, but I’m easing in slowly with just the one swim this week.

Another sidebar: I always talk about how I really don’t like swimming, it’s my weak sport, I don’t know how I’m going to get through a swim for a triathlon, but when I was heavier, this is the only exercise I regularly did, and I remember LOVING it. I would hit the Venice High School pool, or later, the Y pool, and swim for 45-60 minutes at least 2-3 times a week. I’m not sure why I regard swimming as such a hassle now – maybe it’s because I found something I love much, much more & everything else is just not as good. (I also used to really enjoy mountain biking – now? Haven’t been on my mountain bike in over 2 years!)

Tonight the architect & I are going for a bike ride together. It will be his last ride before his century on Saturday, and my first ride in longer than I care to admit. He tuned up my bike for me a couple of weeks ago; so I should be ready to go. I’m just trying to decide if I want to get all hardcore right away & use my special shoes, or if I’m a big old chicken who will just wear regular shoes.

And, speaking of the architect & his century ride – he is doing Reach the Beach on Saturday, which is a brutal 100 mile. I am meeting him at the finish line & then we are staying overnight in Pacific City at a Bed & Breakfast. There will be food & beer for the tired bikers at the finish line, but I wanted to make sure I had some extra goodies for him. He requested fudge & a bottle of white wine – but I’m wondering what else I should include – both edibles & not. What do you want at the finish line of a century ride or (more runners, here, right?) a marathon?

Official Race Results Posted

Final time: 2:16:57 – which is 27 seconds slower than Leo said. Which is weird, since I didn’t stop Leo until at least 30 seconds after I crossed the finish line! The weirdest part- all the chip times & gun times were EXACTLY THE SAME which I guess shouldn’t surprise me since there was no timing mat at the start line, but still. I guess that’s better than last year when my chip time was SLOWER than my gun time by about 20 seconds.

I told JM that next year we need to do the quarter marathon – based on our recent 10K paces, we would’ve placed 4th & 5th in our age group in the quarter. Nothing like a small field of walkers competitors to make you feel speedy, right?

I am feeling a bit better physcially today. I did an easy 3 mile recovery last night (just under 11 minute miles – which  made me happy since I was concentrating on running slow & easy), and am planning on another harder run tonight (still thinking speed work, we’ll see how I feel when I get home).

I am trying so hard to NOT be disappointed in my half marathon time. I got an eight-minute PR, which is good. I also know that it’s not my best, which just means that I’ll probably PR again next time, which is also good. Maybe if I had pulled out my A-game & gotten my super secret goal, I’d never be able to beat it, and then would have no more motivation to run half marathons, which are such a fun distance. Maybe, if you set the bar low enough, you’ll always surprise yourself & have a healthy self-esteem.

Hmmm…..”Early Success=Eventual Failure & Bone-crushing Despair.”  I think I might need to put that on a motivational poster.

In other news – any shoe porn requests or shoe porn show & tell? Let me know by 5 PM Pacific time on Thursday for inclusion in this Friday’s shoe porn post.

Also – the next brew review will be taking place from 4 PM – 6 PM this Friday at Deschutes in downtown Portland. Let me know if I should save space for you (you don’t have to show up right at 4).

Were You Looking for Me?

Okay – I have gotten a number of searches for “lawnmower porn” lately, and I am concerned. First – what? Second – why? and Third – ow.

People – NO! (And for the person who diligently searched for “legal young girl porn,” I applaud you for trying so hard to stay within the confines of the law.)

Reflections & Lessons Learned

I’ve thought a lot about Saturday’s half marathon & how hard/painful it was and how long it’s taking me to recover.

I don’t think I’ve ever been this sore after a run or race ever. The only thing that has ever resulted in extreme soreness like this has been crazy weights, and although it’s hard to compare current pain levels with past pain levels, I’m not sure that crazy weights was ever this bad.

So, obviously, there were a few things that went – not wrong – but not quite right.

I think the biggest problem is that I was cocky. I trained waaay harder for this half than I did last year. Last year, I did two 10-milers, one 15K (6 weeks prior to the race) and a couple of 8-milers. This year in the two months leading up to my half I did three  12-milers, two 10-milers (one on trails), an 8-mile trail run & a rogue 15 mile trail run. I was prepared! Last year, in March & April, I ran a total of about 118 miles. This year in March & April, I ran a total of 185 miles. (In case you’re bad at math, I ran a lot more this year.) I also did speed work – something that I only haphazardly did last year. I do need to start back in with the plyometrics I was doing then (although I didn’t know that’s what they were called). The fact that I hated those workouts the most probably means that I need to do them more, right?

Bottom line: This year, I was so much more prepared. And I knew it. And I knew nothing could keep me away from my 2:15 goal.

Yeah, it was hot. The temps were quite a bit higher than anything else I’ve trained in. BUT, it wasn’t that hot that it should’ve sapped my will to live. My next half marathon is the 3rd of July, and although it’s going to be flat (Foot Traffic Flat, in fact!), it’s going to be exposed. Not a lot of shade, if I remember correctly. So, even though it’ll be earlier (7 AM start as opposed to a 9 AM start), it may still be warm.

So, how can I use the next eight weeks to adequately prepare to run that half without feeling as bad as I do today? And, since I did manage to pull that 9 minute PR out of my ass while still feeling like I’d been hit by the pain train for the last 1/3 of the race, how do I manage to actually hit my full speed potential? (Maybe the Runners’ World training calculator with its half marathon time prediction of 2:10:03 wasn’t smoking crack – maybe I really can shave another 6 minutes off my half in eight weeks.)

I have a few ideas.

  1. HYDRATION. I went into Saturday’s half inadequately hydrated. And, since at a lot of the water station, the Dixie cups were only about half full AND I was sweating like a crazy person, I couldn’t stay at my previous level of (inadequate) hydration, which had to have affected my energy levels. When I finished the race, my fingers looked like little smokies – they were so swollen. It was a few hours later before I was able to take my wedding rings off.  I also think I need to carry my own fuel belt. If I’d had my own water, I would’ve been a lot better off – I still could’ve stopped at the water stations for a top off later in the race if I ran out early, but not having to rely on half full Dixie cups would’ve helped.
  2. FUEL. I only took one Gu because that’s all I could fit into my fuel belt since I was carrying my phone. I do not need to carry my phone in a race, I don’t think. Better to take two Gus than the phone I could’ve just left in the car. It’s not like I got lost & needed GPS directions to the start, and I certainly wasn’t texting or tweeting or making phone calls when I was trying to remember how to put one foot in front of the other. More fuel would’ve meant I could’ve taken my first Gu earlier, instead of waiting until just after mile 6, when I was already starting to fade. Also, that means I wouldn’t have tried the HEED drink on the course for a last minute energy boost, which almost resulted in unspeakable horror. Another time carrying my own water would’ve been good – I waited until after mile 6 to take my Gu so I would be close to a water station for washing it down.
  3. TRAINING. I think that I may need to try to do a little training in warmer conditions (which may just be inevitable as summer approaches) so that if it is hot at my next half, I can deal with it better. And if it’s not hot, I’ll just feel that much more fantastic. I have the following long runs planned over the next few weeks:

5/15: 10 miles, trail
5/16: 10-12 miles, not trail
5/24: 20K, trail
5/29: 10 miles, trail
5/31: 12 miles
6/5: 9 miles, trail
6/7: 13 miles
6/12: 10 miles, trail
6/14: 14 miles
6/19: 11 miles, trail
6/21: 15 miles
6/26: 10 miles, trail
6/28: 11 miles

In addition to those planned runs, I have my Tuesdays scheduled with either hill runs (which involve more hills than my trail runs, usually. The trail runs are more rolling, nothing too steep) or speed work.  I will also be swimming & biking & hitting some weights classes, which should help with my overall fitness levels.

4. WEIGHT. I’ve said this a lot over the past, um, year and a half, but even though I’ve had some awesome success with the weight loss, and haven’t gained back anything I’ve lost (other than the odd 3 lbs every once in a while), I really need to lose at least 10 more pounds, and probably could stand to lose closer to 15ish. I think that losing 10 lbs in the next 8 weeks is completely doable, even if I am racking up the mileage (better now than when my long runs are in the upper teens, right?). I really need to work on honoring my hunger – don’t put off eating when I’m hungry (like right now) and stop when I’m not hungry (or at least when I’m full). I find myself recognizing my point of satiety & just ignoring. Ignoring on purpose. Which is lame. It’s not like I’m never going to get another crappy food service burrito again, Amy. Walk away from the food! I also need to concentrate on replacing some of my go-to snacks with healthier options. There’s nothing wrong with full-fat peanut butter & full-fat cheese. BUT, in a time of weight loss, maybe moderation is key. What are your go-to snacks when you’re hungry all the time, but are still trying to keep the weight off? (For me, I know this is going to be all about food – there is no way I can add too much more exercise into my life – over the next few weeks, I’m going to be averaging just over 10 hours/week devoted to activity (this doesn’t include things like stretching, push-ups, gardening, etc.), and that’s pretty good for someone with a job & a life & stuff, I think. So – food & alcohol intake is key! I already track everything I eat, although I don’t track calorie intake, because that drives me insane.

Well, that was a long bit of navel gazing, wasn’t it? BUT, because you were so good & read through to the end, I’ll let you look at my race photos from Saturday. They aren’t as bad as I thought, at all. My ‘smile for the camera’ does look a little forced in the last (finish line) photo, but I don’t look as though I want to die, so apparently even after 13 grueling miles, I can put on a happy face!

Can you spot the Amy & the Sarah?

Can you spot the Amy & the Sarah?

First couple miles - hope was still alive

First couple miles - hope was still alive

Determined to pass

Determined to pass

Finish Line - Smiling Through the Pain

Finish Line - Smiling Through the Pain

Please, please, please feel free to share your thoughts about any of my four race pace maximizing strategies I discussed above. I am so super competitive with myself, and I know the longer I’m a runner, the less likely that I can PR every race, but I know that I can be faster, I just know it! I can run five 800s in 4 minutes, surely I can average a 10 minute mile over 13 miles, right? Right?