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Corn Chronicles (Part V, I think)

Last night, I almost forgot to take pictures & measurements, thus risking disappointing my dad multitudes of readers.

With no further ado:

Carrie corn is still the leader, although it gets harder & harder to tell who’s the tallest. This week, she measured 35″, which is an 11″ growth spurt from last week!  James Corn is 20″, an 8″ growth spurt. Last night, I sat them all down & had “the talk” with them, and let them know that they can always come to me with any questions. It won’t be long now until they reach sexual maturity – probably in the next month-6 weeks, and if they aren’t prepared for all that silking, things could get out of control.

I’m pretty busy today, so no more words! Just photos:

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June 18th, 2009 in Adventures of a Domestic Goddess |

11 Responses to “ Corn Chronicles (Part V, I think) ”

  1. # 1 auntie Says:
    June 18th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    i LOVE the thought of you having “the talk” with the corn kids!!

  2. # 2 Jen Says:
    June 18th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    Beautiful!!

  3. # 3 kristen Says:
    June 18th, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    You have such a green thumb. I love the pictures. your garden is flourishing.

  4. # 4 Carolina John Says:
    June 19th, 2009 at 7:43 am

    very nice! i’m hoping to get some garden work done today and some pics up soon. everything is looking great though. my cucs are putting out tons of flowers too.

  5. # 5 Sarah Says:
    June 19th, 2009 at 9:19 am

    Looks great!!! And I like that shirt you’re wearing. Almost like it only covers one boobie. I did a double take! So that shirt is an attention getter and a keeper!

  6. # 6 margaret Says:
    June 20th, 2009 at 9:47 am

    your broccoli is beautiful. it puts the entire eastern region of afghanistan to shame! now, if you had some poppy . . .

    gazelle reply on June 22nd, 2009:

    I have poppies, but not THOSE poppies. Apparently they’re illegal :)

  7. # 7 T.A.O Says:
    June 21st, 2009 at 5:21 am

    Your garden is looking great! Thank’s for babysitting mine! Your magical green thumb actually made things grow in it and this made me extra happy!

    P. S so sad that I missed your partay. *sniffles* I have been in a coma for like 24 hours now and just woke up at 5:19am. This Moroccan H1N1 is just no fun! ) :

  8. # 8 Calyx Meredith Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 8:12 am

    Those corn kids are growing like weeds. :D

  9. # 9 Glam Says:
    June 23rd, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    Look at you, Queen of Home-Grown Produce! Impressive.

  10. # 10 Carrie Says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 8:48 am

    Grow, Carrie Corn, Grow!

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        • PORN! (As well as Day 2 of Birthday Watch)
        • All weeks should be three day weeks
        • Reach the Beach
        • I've Got Nothing
        • PORN! And other goodies
        • Lola update
        • The saddest thing....
        • Another 5-day workweek
        • Sometimes, being a failure isn't so bad...
        • HAPPY BIRTHDAY
        • PORN!!!
        • SUPER!!
        • FIVE WHOLE DAYS IN A ROW
      • +January (20)
        • Keepin' On
        • Dammit, it's Monday again
        • Friday.
        • I wanted to post today
        • PORN!!!
        • Working on maintaining my rockstar status
        • Crazy Babies
        • BOOBIES!
        • in brief
        • PORN!!
        • The week is nearly half over
        • What Makes Mondays Suck?
        • a bit better today
        • one of those days
        • The Return of PORN!!!
        • up up & away
        • Things that are nice
        • They have landed!
        • Ow.
        • 2008
    • +2007 (159)
      • +December (7)
        • It's the end of the year as we know it....
        • Amy's Rules for Driving
        • Best Shirt Gift Ever
        • Sadness
        • BOOBS!
        • My Baby is Famous!
        • Back Inaction
      • +November (9)
        • What I did on my Summer Thanksgiving Vacation
        • It's all okay
        • Ow.
        • mmmmmm....martinis
        • WOE! WOE! is me.....
        • Good Things
        • It's 4:00 PM
        • Do Not Despair! I Have Returned!
        • Holy Crap - It's November
      • +October (12)
        • Happy Anniversary
        • All better....mostly
        • And sometimes, things aren't so good.
        • Quickly becoming a weight-loss blog
        • Hey Los Angeles
        • It's Friday!
        • And now, for the not so bitchy
        • Leavin' Las Vegas...and pre-conceived weight perceptions
        • Vegas, Baby....
        • Here for my weekly update
        • I Lied
        • PORN!!
      • +September (12)
        • Are you paying attention?
        • My newest vendetta
        • Can You Believe It?
        • So Much More Meaningful Than My September Shopping Moratorium
        • I hope you liked your shoes
        • Because I Care....
        • Look at me, being all healthy
        • Vacation, all I ever wanted....
        • Teh Suck
        • Much Sadness...
        • PORN!!!
        • A Weekend the Way Weekends Should Be
      • +August (11)
        • Double Standards Are Fun
        • Fit But You Know It
        • Is Summer Really Almost Over?
        • Sometimes I wonder if I'm crazy....
        • Stormy Weather
        • Let the People Decide!
        • FRIDAY!
        • Worst day week ever
        • Too Good to be True
        • oooh....fancy
        • Back at it....
      • +July (10)
        • I have arrived!
        • The Stars Respond
        • Harry Potter #7
        • General Whining
        • Is It Wrong?
        • My Life as a Crazy Person
        • updating
        • Not that I'm busy...
        • On Clothes & Shoes & Boobs (and a political postscript)
        • How I Spent My Summer Vacation
      • +June (14)
        • Happy Birthday
        • In Review
        • Need Children's Clothes?
        • not dead yet
        • My tumor is angry
        • ack
        • The Story of the Quilt
        • Is It Wrong?
        • Uranus is positioned for summer surprises
        • Do you prefer sticks and stones?
        • Excuse Generator
        • Too many things, not enough time
        • Save a Book!
        • My new best friend
      • +May (15)
        • it's birthday month, apparently
        • blech
        • Why Tuesday Sucked
        • Happy Birthday
        • Maybe there is a god....
        • finally friday
        • Day 2
        • Mother's Day
        • House Photos
        • PORN!
        • Race Results
        • What I Want
        • Worky Worky
        • Never Fear!
        • MAYDAY!
      • +April (18)
        • Life is good
        • Friday tidbits
        • No porn today
        • Monday Morning
        • House Update (and train overheards)
        • All shoes, all the time
        • PORN!!!
        • Almost Homeowners
        • So Much Stuff
        • Why isn't this week over yet?
        • Coming Together
        • Guess What?
        • Monday Lists
        • Not going anywhere, ever again....
        • I am a goddess
        • House Pictures
        • Crazies
        • Crazy Mondays
      • +March (21)
        • Customer Service Woes
        • braindead
        • Stupid Banks
        • PORN!!!
        • musical advice
        • Best weekend ever!
        • House-Free Weekend
        • It's a dark day for shoe buyers...
        • energy suck
        • already workin' for the weekend
        • dance dance revolution
        • I Never Could Get the Hang of Thursdays
        • PORN!!!
        • The battle has been won
        • My war with drugs
        • what happened to my head?
        • because I cannot leave well enough alone
        • PORN!!
        • brain dump
        • La Casa de la Muerte
        • back online
      • +February (16)
        • PORN!!!
        • Good Friday
        • Thursdays....
        • PORN!!!
        • Why I Live in Portland
        • Per Ms. Sillypants
        • My new life plan
        • The return of porn!!!
        • Can't Wait to be a Homeowner
        • Good weekend updates
        • YAY!!
        • Happy Birthday
        • stupid training
        • migrating
        • on being a metro-sexual
        • can't catch up
      • +January (14)
        • you don't need no stinkin' content
        • meme-y fun
        • weekend update
        • words of advice
        • on the road...
        • out for awhile
        • I have survived
        • hungover
        • living the almost life
        • Not bad, for a Monday...
        • I feel good (I knew that I would)
        • I love the books
        • Working Out My Issues
        • back in business
    • +2006 (171)
      • +December (16)
        • culture break
        • Quote of the Week
        • PORN!!!
        • My Life is Boring
        • Full of the Holiday Spirit
        • Finally Friday
        • Is It Friday Yet?
        • CRASH!!!
        • Not Back in Whack…but getting there
        • If You Go, Remember That It’s In Europe & Don’t Forget to Pack Your Banana Hammock
        • Is It Really Monday Already?
        • Kittens and Rainbows and Fluffy Little Duckies
        • PORN!!! AND PIZZA!
        • How do YOU get back in whack?
        • meme-ing to keep you amused while I’m away
        • Whine & Cheese Anyone?
      • +November (18)
        • Alllllllll By Myself
        • PORN!!! (and spam)
        • Walking' in a Winter Wonderland
        • Tuesday’s Child is Full of Grace
        • It's Snowing!
        • Turkey Madness
        • PORN!!!
        • At long last - the book reviews
        • Keeping Busy
        • Who Needs Sleep?
        • The End of the World is Nigh
        • Rainy Days & Mondays
        • Crazy Days
        • It's a Good Day (With Porn!)
        • PFR#1
        • Living Up to the Hype
        • Now that I'm an old married lady
        • A Very Special Episode…
      • +October (19)
        • Hey bitches
        • Feelin' Stoopid
        • Picture pages, picture pages, time to get your picture pages
        • PORN!!!
        • Insert Clever Title Here
        • FRIDAY!!!
        • Thirsty Thursday?
        • Quote of the Day
        • Still No Porn
        • Nothing To Say
        • Taking It Easy
        • I Think Every Friday is Good Friday
        • Work is hard
        • No Shoes & Good News
        • State of the Amy
        • Mondays...
        • making a come back
        • Day 1: Finished
        • Cloudy Days & Mondays
      • +September (13)
        • Fridays
        • The Face of Evil
        • Busy, Busy, Busy
        • Good News!
        • Serious Stuff
        • Weekend Update
        • I am not a loser
        • Rain
        • Shoes & Books - Life is Good
        • So many posts....so little energy
        • celebrating the end of banned books week
        • Feelin’ Spacey
        • poison runnin’ thru my veins
      • +August (14)
        • Where's the Gin When You Need It?
        • The importance of being well-shod
        • What's Going On?
        • I am a sucky blogger
        • PORN!!!
        • The party is over, but the fun is just beginning
        • Happenings
        • PORN!!!
        • I’m back!
        • No pictures yet
        • Exciting News
        • PORN!!!
        • I have arrived
        • I’m not dead yet
      • +July (16)
        • Who Else Does This Happen To?
        • The gazelles are back
        • Brushes with fame
        • Breakfast of Champions
        • Foodgasm
        • Ummmm…blargh
        • Nothing is hotter
        • I am woman…hear me whimper
        • No Porn
        • Because I am too lazy for original content - and also because I'm introspective & shit
        • The Sounds of Silence?
        • With Apologies to Dorothy Parker
        • Independence Day Wrap-Up
        • A Heartbreaking Tale of Staggering Cuteness
        • Crime & Punishment
        • I like to read books
      • +June (26)
        • Things That Suck
        • Let the wedding gifting begin...
        • Holy Shit!
        • Exciting Weekend Activities
        • My New Favorite Thing
        • Five More Weeks & Other Ramblings…Thursday Brain Dump
        • The continuing saga of South Dakota……
        • Something Funny
        • EVIL BAD SICKNESS!!!!!
        • South Dakota Part I
        • Travel Update
        • Paranoid
        • missing!
        • English as a 1st language
        • Random Monday Observations
        • Homeless No More
        • I am the devil…and the rambler
        • I am a spreadsheet rock star
        • America’s Next Top Model
        • PORN!!!
        • This is a mean post
        • The popularity contest
        • Why I love the architect
        • A post NOT about Jesus
        • Why Christianity Rules
        • WTF??
      • +May (29)
        • There is no reason to read this
        • Jesus is NOT a Rapist
        • PORN!!!
        • Good News for South Dakota?
        • hey baby....
        • Anthropophobia
        • Even Worse
        • Stupid Liquor Stores and other tales of woe
        • spam, spam, spam, spam, spammity spam!
        • PORN!!!
        • Place to live?
        • KILLERS ON THE LOOSE!
        • busy weekend....kind of
        • Sign of the Apocalypse #3,256
        • Pimpin’ my hoes
        • Pissed off
        • The War on Sex & Sexuality
        • English is #1
        • Ten Things I Won’t Miss About Los Angeles
        • Ten Things I Will Miss About Los Angeles
        • Panic?
        • Signs, signs, everywhere the signs
        • Do you know what's awesome?
        • Ruined Weekend
        • Anyone?
        • Today I was Asked
        • PORN!!!
        • Slow Down!!!
        • Names That I’m Glad Aren’t Mine
      • +April (20)
        • Holy Crap!
        • Going for a Ride
        • Ten Things That Are Hard
        • Why It’s Better to Hang Out With Stupid People
        • SAFETY FIRST!!!
        • PORN!!!
        • I work in hell…but live in the Telestial Kingdom
        • Random spewing about my boring life
        • god's plan
        • panic!
        • kill me now
        • happy
        • Obviously, the universe hates me
        • this is the end....
        • accidents happen
        • detox
        • personalized....
        • My peeps
        • i think i'm alone now
        • isn't it ironic?

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