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Corn Chronicles + Updates

First – the corn! Because I know Carrie checks here over & over on Thursdays until she finds out how her little Carrie Corn is doing.

Needless to say, we definitely achieved ‘knee-high  by the 4th of July.’

James Corn is 31″ tall. That is only a 2″ growth. My father has now resorted to threatening his little corn namesake with violence & divine retribution, which is exactly what he did to me when I was young, and you can see how well that worked (I am 5′2″ but at least I do have two ears).

Carrie Corn is 68″ tall. That is an 8″ growth from last week. She is tasseling nicely. However, she has been surpassed. She is still the second tallest, but Ullyses has finally out-grown her. It’s a close race – he is 70″ tall, so there’s no telling who will be the tallest at the end (Amy corn might still get there – she’s been neck & neck with Carrie Corn since the beginning).

Many of the corns are tasseling, and most of them have the beginnings of ears showing. They are at their most vulnerable now, so we are taking very good care of them. We have a pretty high level of nitrogen in the soil, so I don’t need to add extra fertilizer, but we are watering them. They’re all ready to get their drivers’ licenses now, which as you can imagine, it’s a little nerve-wracking for me!

The rest of the garden is doing well. We’re beginning to enjoy the fruits of our labor – summer squashes & zucchinis & potatoes. The broccoli is very nearly finished – we pulled up half the plants last night, and our last bean crop needs to be picked, too. I’m finally seeing cucumbers in there, and my pumpkins are getting pretty big!

The flowers are so beautiful right now – wish I’d remember to photograph them for you. Maybe next week!

And, for the rest of my week:

Tuesday I didn’t work. I did a 3-mile recovery run, my first run since the half. I meant to go at a slow pace & just work out the kinks & last bits of muscle soreness.

I looked down at mile 1 – 10:02. “Slow it down, Amy,” I thought to myself. “That is not a recovery pace.” (I was thinking more like 10:40 or so.

Mile 2 – 9:44. “Hmmm….that is not what I was aiming for, but I feel good. Not sore or winded or like I’m working really hard. But still, I should slow it down for my last mile.”

Mile 3 – 9:36

Yeah…..that slowing it down thing isn’t quite working for me, is it? But, I felt great after. No stiffness or soreness, and I wasn’t even too winded. I feel like I’m finally getting somewhere! All this running & hills & speedwork – it actually works! And the cross-training & weight-lifting? Seems to be helping! Who knew? (Oh wait – everyone knew that? Dammit! I thought I was on to something revolutionary.)

All that being said, this has been a pretty wussy week. I took Monday off because my quads were very, very angry, as was my whole body. I had weird feelings all day Sunday & Monday. I kept getting leg cramps & feeling like I was seriously deficient nutritionally.

Tuesday I did run. And then I ate at Taco Bell. And then, I may have gone to a concert.

Although my friend & I were ridiculously disappointed in our lack of hangovers Wednesday morning, we had no one to blame but the $9 drinks at the arena (that you couldn’t even drink at your seat! And for $9, they really should have been served in crystal & come with a shirtless masseuse named Enrique or something.)

I still didn’t get my bike & swim in yesterday because I am lazy! Home by noon. Nothing to do. Didn’t over indulge the night before. Just lazy. The architect & I did go for a walk last night, though. That was nice.

And today, I skipped my planned am run, because I suddenly realized that I have a planned trail run tomorrow and a long run on Saturday, and I have rules about running three days in a row (rules handed down from my physical therapist). So tonight is yoga (yay! I missed yoga) and then swim/run tomorrow. Run Saturday & swim/bike on Sunday. I’m volunteering at a trail race on Sunday, which is something I’ve never done, so I’m pretty excited!

I think that I always schedule too much the week after a race, and then up not being able to do it all, and then feel like a lazy slacker. I don’t often schedule more than 1 day of recovery, and I’m finding that I need 2-3 days for a half, and will probably need 2-3 TIMES that for the full.  How long do you allow for recovery after a half?

The architect & I will be headed out for some camping either the weekend of the 17th or the weekend of the 24th, so whichever weekend we’re home will see the next Brew Review and my first open water swim. SCARY! (the swim, not the beer.)

Also, grad school is a lot of work! Also one of those who knew situations!

So – what about you? What have you been up to?

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15 Responses to “ Corn Chronicles + Updates ”

  1. # 1 Michael Says:
    July 9th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    When those kids get their licenses they better not be zipping up and down the street! If they do and I catch ‘em they’ll be cooked!

    gazelle reply on July 11th, 2009:

    I’ll teach them all about responsible driving. We’ll leave the redneck crazy driving to the people down the block! :)

  2. # 2 kristen Says:
    July 9th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    How are you going to be able to eat your kiddies after all this? I like that after recognizing that you may be nutrient deficient you went out and had a nice wholesome meal at Taco Bell ;)

    It’s been over a year since my last half marathon and it was in preperation for a marathon so it wasn’t really a race, more like a training run. Before that I don’t even remember. Probably too long….Don’t feel bad for taking some time off. You should. Your begining marathon training now.

    Your going to do fine swimming. You totally underestimate yourself. Just stay relaxed and picutre the line on the bottom of the pool.

    gazelle reply on July 9th, 2009:

    I thought I might be missing out on sodium – I don’t buy processed foods and I don’t add it to food much, and I’m a super salty sweater – and I figured that Taco Bell probably has a LOT of sodium :)

    I think I’ll be able to eat the corn kids!

  3. # 3 P.O.M. Says:
    July 9th, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    Taco freakin’ Bell? I won’t even comment on that missy.

    My lame running opinion – if you’re training for a full – then no need to really “recover” from a half. Just keep up the mileage on the weekends.

    gazelle reply on July 9th, 2009:

    I was sodium deficient! I swear!

    I lost 25 lbs after moving from SoCal to PDX, and I fully credit the dearth of good Mexican food. I would have NEVER done Taco Bell in SoCal! :)

    your running opinion is never lame – thanks!

  4. # 4 Jen Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 6:08 am

    Your garden looks wonderful! And sounds yummy.

    That run after your half was awesome. You’re on fire! I usually take up to a week off after a half (if it is a goal race, if it is a “training” race I only take a day or two), and 2-3 weeks OFF after a full marathon. Then I do some really easy running for an additional while. They say you need one day of recovery for every mile you raced, and I find that to be pretty accurate!

    gazelle reply on July 11th, 2009:

    It was definitely a goal race – so I’m glad to have my need to take off some time validated. I was beginning to feel like a pussy. I hope your tri went swimmingly (and bikingly & runningly) today!

  5. # 5 Carrie Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 6:51 am

    Of course someone had to pass little Carrie up. She couldn’t be tallest forever, I suppose…but since I’ve never been tallest ever, I’m proud!

    I’m with POM. The halfs I ran this spring were during my marathon training, so I just used them as my long run that week and kept going. Way to go on the speed!

    Have a good weekend, Amy!

    gazelle reply on July 11th, 2009:

    When I did my 20K, I used that as a training run, and didn’t go for speed, and felt fine after. But I was aiming for a PR for the half, and think I need a wee bit more time to recover from something like that. That or I’m the wussiest runner ever!

    I can’t be sure, but this morning, it looked like Carrie was the tallest again! Her tassels are very impressive! :)

  6. # 6 cindy Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 8:02 am

    agh, my comment from yesterday never made it :( well, i was saying that your corn looks enormous now! and i just love love love corn. also, i kinda recall lining up in front of tower records on my 21st bday (drunk, of course) waiting to catch a glimpse of nkotb!

    gazelle reply on July 11th, 2009:

    The corn is doing so well. When it & the tomatoes are ready, I might have to have a PBR bbq at my place so we can eat fresh corn & tomatoes & potatoes!

    I hope all is well with you lately!

  7. # 7 Carolina John Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 8:53 am

    i see no need to allow for recovery time for a half when you’re training for a whole. i did a 19 mile training run the week before a half and a 20 mile training run the week after. your tri training kicks it up another notch. Go amy!

  8. # 8 Marathon Maritza Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 10:40 am

    I will not knock you for taco bell because I hit it up sometimes….Although there is good mexican food here and I really shouldn’t.

    But your corn is looking awesome!!

    Also, I think you are doing the right thing by listening to your body. There have been halves that I’ve run hard and needed 3ish days to recover and others that I’ve run hard in the middle of marathon training and I just kept going. It depends really how your body is feeling, so if you needed the break, you needed the break. :) Just get back into the groove when you feel ready!

    gazelle reply on July 11th, 2009:

    I think the key might be ‘listen to your body?’ Totally crazy – don’t know why I don’t do that more often!

    Glad I’m not the only one guilty of a Taco Bell stop occasionally! :)

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        • Moving is HIGHLY overrated, don't you think?
        • Damn! It feels good to be an early bird
        • PORN!!!
        • Heya....
        • Before & After
        • Awesome weekend
        • Lazy Saturday
        • FRIDAY! WOO!
        • Moving On
        • Results.
        • PORN!!
        • VOTE!!!
        • Last day of leisure
        • Wet weekend
        • November Goals
      • +October (36)
        • Quote of the Week
        • Happy Halloversary
        • Vacation!
        • PORN!!!
        • Drawing a blank
        • Worky worky
        • Ethical Dilemma
        • Quote of the Day
        • PORN!!!
        • Now I Am Dead
        • Race Report
        • Quote(s) of the Day
        • Brief foray back into political blogging
        • 12x12 Update
        • Headline of the Week 10/12 - 10/18
        • Quote of the Day
        • PORN!!!
        • Vegas, Baby
        • Headline of the Week (10/5 - 10/11)
        • In Which I Answer Your Questions
        • Quote of the Day - 10/10/08
        • 6 Random Things
        • 10 Most Challenged Books of 2007
        • HAPPY WEDDING!!!!
        • Proof!
        • PORN!!!
        • Quote of the Day
        • Long weekend
        • Quote of the Day
        • In Which I Answer Your Questions
        • Blogger Meet-Up
        • Quote of the Day
        • Five (5) October Goals
        • SWEET!! I'm a WINNER!!
        • Headline of the Week (so far)
        • PORN!!!
      • +September (26)
        • Something's Fishy.....
        • Knee-hab Update
        • I'm assuming that my stomach will stop churning...eventually
        • (Non-shoe) PORN!!!
        • WOO!
        • PS
        • PORN!!!
        • A few of my favorite things
        • A Case of the Mondays
        • 2 days to protect women’s health
        • PORN!!!
        • Weekend Sabotage (and my plans for making up with my scale)
        • holy balls
        • In Which I Answer Your Questions
        • Crazy Weights™
        • Ummmm....ow?
        • PORN!!!
        • Determination
        • Monday
        • Quote of the Day
        • question....
        • Help?
        • This just in....
        • PORN!!!
        • September Goals
        • Weekend photo essay
      • +August (28)
        • In Which I Answer Your Questions...
        • Apologies in advance
        • The Wait Is Over
        • One jog forward, two slow steps back.
        • PORN!!!
        • Someone, please buy me this T-shirt
        • In which I answer your questions
        • Blessed Are the Cheesemakers
        • Better today
        • Ow.
        • Sometimes, the universe DOES balance
        • What are your strengths?
        • An Ode to Squash
        • HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
        • In which I answer your questions...
        • Olympic Coverage
        • Yoga Report - and other little things
        • Exercise & Stuff
        • PORN!!!
        • Best fitness blog post of the day
        • FOOD!
        • Weekend Photo Essay
        • Orthorexia
        • A Postive Spin on Things
        • Feeling Knee-dy
        • My weekend in review: I am a domestic goddess
        • In which I answer your questions
        • Why I Love Public Transportation (most of the time)
      • +July (20)
        • To Whoever found me by googling for
        • Blargh!!! Also BUSY!!!
        • PARTY!!
        • Faux-lebrity encounter
        • That's better.....
        • We interrupt this broadcast for a test of the emotional eating system....
        • Slate covers Fetal Separation
        • Weekend Camping Adventure - a photo essay
        • BinTASTIC!!!
        • I am inBINsible
        • Do you read Go Fug Yourself?
        • PORN! Kinda....
        • MEME!!
        • Reaction to the New Yorker
        • News story of the day
        • Quote of the Day
        • Update...
        • Well, that sucked
        • Don't you hate it?
        • Do you ever wonder if you're weird?
      • +June (12)
        • Not Bad - For a Monday
        • WOOT!
        • PORN!!
        • I know it's been awhile
        • Manic Mondays...
        • Breaking News!
        • For a Monday, this isn't too bad
        • Marathon Training - Long Run#1
        • Running Meme
        • Is June over yet? Also, yay! for the sunshine!
        • Summer? Anyone?
        • Holy Crap!
      • +May (12)
        • An Auspicious Day
        • The unkindest cut of all….
        • A Good Weekend
        • HAPPY BIRTHDAY
        • Talk about the crazy!
        • My day of leisure
        • Well, that sucked....
        • Half Marathon Success!
        • TGIT
        • My New Life of Leisure
        • It's Martini Time
        • still busy
      • +April (22)
        • April Review
        • Stuff
        • ACK!
        • CRISIS!!!!!
        • You know, I really hadn't fallen in quite a while
        • Today is better
        • PORN!!
        • A Very Special Episode of Whine & Cheese
        • WOOT!
        • Third to last Friday
        • PORN!!
        • Bleh
        • An end to the cliff-hanger
        • It's a Bright, Sunshiney Day
        • Have you all seen this stuff?
        • Forgive me father, for I am lazy
        • PORN!!
        • This sucks
        • The Most Important Meal of the Day
        • Duh?
        • PORN!!!
        • Ummm....hi
      • +March (20)
        • What's My Motivation?
        • It's About Damn Time
        • I Never Could Get the Hang of Thursdays
        • PORN!!
        • It's a good thing global warming isn't real
        • So - it's Monday again....already
        • I am not meant for this life
        • Another one of those "long" weeks
        • PORN!!!
        • What's Wrong with Weight Watchers?
        • Final Numbers
        • Shamrock Run Results
        • Title 9 Can Bite My Ass
        • 8:59 Bitches
        • Soft PORN!
        • I am one sick person...
        • What do you mean this week isn't over yet?
        • Maybe I'm more like a gazelle......on SPEED!
        • Early PORN!
        • Time to Face the Truth
      • +February (18)
        • Super Star
        • Sometimes I have thoughts
        • PORN!!!
        • It's my birthday!
        • Kickboxing kicked my ass....
        • PORN! (As well as Day 2 of Birthday Watch)
        • All weeks should be three day weeks
        • Reach the Beach
        • I've Got Nothing
        • PORN! And other goodies
        • Lola update
        • The saddest thing....
        • Another 5-day workweek
        • Sometimes, being a failure isn't so bad...
        • HAPPY BIRTHDAY
        • PORN!!!
        • SUPER!!
        • FIVE WHOLE DAYS IN A ROW
      • +January (20)
        • Keepin' On
        • Dammit, it's Monday again
        • Friday.
        • I wanted to post today
        • PORN!!!
        • Working on maintaining my rockstar status
        • Crazy Babies
        • BOOBIES!
        • in brief
        • PORN!!
        • The week is nearly half over
        • What Makes Mondays Suck?
        • a bit better today
        • one of those days
        • The Return of PORN!!!
        • up up & away
        • Things that are nice
        • They have landed!
        • Ow.
        • 2008
    • +2007 (159)
      • +December (7)
        • It's the end of the year as we know it....
        • Amy's Rules for Driving
        • Best Shirt Gift Ever
        • Sadness
        • BOOBS!
        • My Baby is Famous!
        • Back Inaction
      • +November (9)
        • What I did on my Summer Thanksgiving Vacation
        • It's all okay
        • Ow.
        • mmmmmm....martinis
        • WOE! WOE! is me.....
        • Good Things
        • It's 4:00 PM
        • Do Not Despair! I Have Returned!
        • Holy Crap - It's November
      • +October (12)
        • Happy Anniversary
        • All better....mostly
        • And sometimes, things aren't so good.
        • Quickly becoming a weight-loss blog
        • Hey Los Angeles
        • It's Friday!
        • And now, for the not so bitchy
        • Leavin' Las Vegas...and pre-conceived weight perceptions
        • Vegas, Baby....
        • Here for my weekly update
        • I Lied
        • PORN!!
      • +September (12)
        • Are you paying attention?
        • My newest vendetta
        • Can You Believe It?
        • So Much More Meaningful Than My September Shopping Moratorium
        • I hope you liked your shoes
        • Because I Care....
        • Look at me, being all healthy
        • Vacation, all I ever wanted....
        • Teh Suck
        • Much Sadness...
        • PORN!!!
        • A Weekend the Way Weekends Should Be
      • +August (11)
        • Double Standards Are Fun
        • Fit But You Know It
        • Is Summer Really Almost Over?
        • Sometimes I wonder if I'm crazy....
        • Stormy Weather
        • Let the People Decide!
        • FRIDAY!
        • Worst day week ever
        • Too Good to be True
        • oooh....fancy
        • Back at it....
      • +July (10)
        • I have arrived!
        • The Stars Respond
        • Harry Potter #7
        • General Whining
        • Is It Wrong?
        • My Life as a Crazy Person
        • updating
        • Not that I'm busy...
        • On Clothes & Shoes & Boobs (and a political postscript)
        • How I Spent My Summer Vacation
      • +June (14)
        • Happy Birthday
        • In Review
        • Need Children's Clothes?
        • not dead yet
        • My tumor is angry
        • ack
        • The Story of the Quilt
        • Is It Wrong?
        • Uranus is positioned for summer surprises
        • Do you prefer sticks and stones?
        • Excuse Generator
        • Too many things, not enough time
        • Save a Book!
        • My new best friend
      • +May (15)
        • it's birthday month, apparently
        • blech
        • Why Tuesday Sucked
        • Happy Birthday
        • Maybe there is a god....
        • finally friday
        • Day 2
        • Mother's Day
        • House Photos
        • PORN!
        • Race Results
        • What I Want
        • Worky Worky
        • Never Fear!
        • MAYDAY!
      • +April (18)
        • Life is good
        • Friday tidbits
        • No porn today
        • Monday Morning
        • House Update (and train overheards)
        • All shoes, all the time
        • PORN!!!
        • Almost Homeowners
        • So Much Stuff
        • Why isn't this week over yet?
        • Coming Together
        • Guess What?
        • Monday Lists
        • Not going anywhere, ever again....
        • I am a goddess
        • House Pictures
        • Crazies
        • Crazy Mondays
      • +March (21)
        • Customer Service Woes
        • braindead
        • Stupid Banks
        • PORN!!!
        • musical advice
        • Best weekend ever!
        • House-Free Weekend
        • It's a dark day for shoe buyers...
        • energy suck
        • already workin' for the weekend
        • dance dance revolution
        • I Never Could Get the Hang of Thursdays
        • PORN!!!
        • The battle has been won
        • My war with drugs
        • what happened to my head?
        • because I cannot leave well enough alone
        • PORN!!
        • brain dump
        • La Casa de la Muerte
        • back online
      • +February (16)
        • PORN!!!
        • Good Friday
        • Thursdays....
        • PORN!!!
        • Why I Live in Portland
        • Per Ms. Sillypants
        • My new life plan
        • The return of porn!!!
        • Can't Wait to be a Homeowner
        • Good weekend updates
        • YAY!!
        • Happy Birthday
        • stupid training
        • migrating
        • on being a metro-sexual
        • can't catch up
      • +January (14)
        • you don't need no stinkin' content
        • meme-y fun
        • weekend update
        • words of advice
        • on the road...
        • out for awhile
        • I have survived
        • hungover
        • living the almost life
        • Not bad, for a Monday...
        • I feel good (I knew that I would)
        • I love the books
        • Working Out My Issues
        • back in business
    • +2006 (171)
      • +December (16)
        • culture break
        • Quote of the Week
        • PORN!!!
        • My Life is Boring
        • Full of the Holiday Spirit
        • Finally Friday
        • Is It Friday Yet?
        • CRASH!!!
        • Not Back in Whack…but getting there
        • If You Go, Remember That It’s In Europe & Don’t Forget to Pack Your Banana Hammock
        • Is It Really Monday Already?
        • Kittens and Rainbows and Fluffy Little Duckies
        • PORN!!! AND PIZZA!
        • How do YOU get back in whack?
        • meme-ing to keep you amused while I’m away
        • Whine & Cheese Anyone?
      • +November (18)
        • Alllllllll By Myself
        • PORN!!! (and spam)
        • Walking' in a Winter Wonderland
        • Tuesday’s Child is Full of Grace
        • It's Snowing!
        • Turkey Madness
        • PORN!!!
        • At long last - the book reviews
        • Keeping Busy
        • Who Needs Sleep?
        • The End of the World is Nigh
        • Rainy Days & Mondays
        • Crazy Days
        • It's a Good Day (With Porn!)
        • PFR#1
        • Living Up to the Hype
        • Now that I'm an old married lady
        • A Very Special Episode…
      • +October (19)
        • Hey bitches
        • Feelin' Stoopid
        • Picture pages, picture pages, time to get your picture pages
        • PORN!!!
        • Insert Clever Title Here
        • FRIDAY!!!
        • Thirsty Thursday?
        • Quote of the Day
        • Still No Porn
        • Nothing To Say
        • Taking It Easy
        • I Think Every Friday is Good Friday
        • Work is hard
        • No Shoes & Good News
        • State of the Amy
        • Mondays...
        • making a come back
        • Day 1: Finished
        • Cloudy Days & Mondays
      • +September (13)
        • Fridays
        • The Face of Evil
        • Busy, Busy, Busy
        • Good News!
        • Serious Stuff
        • Weekend Update
        • I am not a loser
        • Rain
        • Shoes & Books - Life is Good
        • So many posts....so little energy
        • celebrating the end of banned books week
        • Feelin’ Spacey
        • poison runnin’ thru my veins
      • +August (14)
        • Where's the Gin When You Need It?
        • The importance of being well-shod
        • What's Going On?
        • I am a sucky blogger
        • PORN!!!
        • The party is over, but the fun is just beginning
        • Happenings
        • PORN!!!
        • I’m back!
        • No pictures yet
        • Exciting News
        • PORN!!!
        • I have arrived
        • I’m not dead yet
      • +July (16)
        • Who Else Does This Happen To?
        • The gazelles are back
        • Brushes with fame
        • Breakfast of Champions
        • Foodgasm
        • Ummmm…blargh
        • Nothing is hotter
        • I am woman…hear me whimper
        • No Porn
        • Because I am too lazy for original content - and also because I'm introspective & shit
        • The Sounds of Silence?
        • With Apologies to Dorothy Parker
        • Independence Day Wrap-Up
        • A Heartbreaking Tale of Staggering Cuteness
        • Crime & Punishment
        • I like to read books
      • +June (26)
        • Things That Suck
        • Let the wedding gifting begin...
        • Holy Shit!
        • Exciting Weekend Activities
        • My New Favorite Thing
        • Five More Weeks & Other Ramblings…Thursday Brain Dump
        • The continuing saga of South Dakota……
        • Something Funny
        • EVIL BAD SICKNESS!!!!!
        • South Dakota Part I
        • Travel Update
        • Paranoid
        • missing!
        • English as a 1st language
        • Random Monday Observations
        • Homeless No More
        • I am the devil…and the rambler
        • I am a spreadsheet rock star
        • America’s Next Top Model
        • PORN!!!
        • This is a mean post
        • The popularity contest
        • Why I love the architect
        • A post NOT about Jesus
        • Why Christianity Rules
        • WTF??
      • +May (29)
        • There is no reason to read this
        • Jesus is NOT a Rapist
        • PORN!!!
        • Good News for South Dakota?
        • hey baby....
        • Anthropophobia
        • Even Worse
        • Stupid Liquor Stores and other tales of woe
        • spam, spam, spam, spam, spammity spam!
        • PORN!!!
        • Place to live?
        • KILLERS ON THE LOOSE!
        • busy weekend....kind of
        • Sign of the Apocalypse #3,256
        • Pimpin’ my hoes
        • Pissed off
        • The War on Sex & Sexuality
        • English is #1
        • Ten Things I Won’t Miss About Los Angeles
        • Ten Things I Will Miss About Los Angeles
        • Panic?
        • Signs, signs, everywhere the signs
        • Do you know what's awesome?
        • Ruined Weekend
        • Anyone?
        • Today I was Asked
        • PORN!!!
        • Slow Down!!!
        • Names That I’m Glad Aren’t Mine
      • +April (20)
        • Holy Crap!
        • Going for a Ride
        • Ten Things That Are Hard
        • Why It’s Better to Hang Out With Stupid People
        • SAFETY FIRST!!!
        • PORN!!!
        • I work in hell…but live in the Telestial Kingdom
        • Random spewing about my boring life
        • god's plan
        • panic!
        • kill me now
        • happy
        • Obviously, the universe hates me
        • this is the end....
        • accidents happen
        • detox
        • personalized....
        • My peeps
        • i think i'm alone now
        • isn't it ironic?
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