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September, 2010:

Change of Subject (kind of)

I am NOT going to talk about the upcoming foot surgery today. I know you’re super relieved.

Instead, I am going to talk about all the things I want to get accomplished this weekend, and then you can tell me that I’m completely nuts for thinking I can get that many things done in three days.

  1. Write a 3 page paper (Thursday)
  2. Write a 1 page paper (Thursday)
  3. Get a massage/chiro adjustment (Friday)
  4. Volunteer for the last time for a while (Friday)
  5. Brew Review (Friday)
  6. Pick all the green tomatoes & ripe tomatillos (Friday)
  7. Halloween costume shopping (Saturday)
  8. Halloween decoration shopping (Saturday)
  9. 10K route mapping (Saturday)
  10. Can green tomato/tomatillo salsa (Saturday)
  11. 10K (Sunday)
  12. BRUNCH! (Sunday)
  13. Clean house (Sunday)
  14. Pull out all tomato/tomatillo plants; plant cover crop (Sunday)
  15. Write 2 page paper (Sunday/Monday)
  16. Get groceries (Sunday)
  17. Get downstairs set up for my sojourn on the sofa (Sunday/Monday)

Good to know I won’t be busy or anything!

Book Review: Wide Sargasso Sea

Wide Sargasso SeaWide Sargasso Sea by Jean Rhys

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

I can’t believe I’d never read this before! “Wide Sargasso Sea” is the life story of Bertha Rochester (of Jane Eyre fame) from her point of view. It’s so interesting to see things from the mad woman in the attic’s point of view.

It’s been awhile since I’ve read Jane Eyre (although I definitely think that I may need to re-read), but I’m sure that I’ll be corrected on any errors I make in this review.

Antoinette (Bertha) Mason grows up in the Caribbean just after the (British) emancipation of the slaves.

Since anyone who has read Jane Eyre knows that she ends up mad, I’m not sure that this is a spoiler, but it’s the tale of her childhood, marriage, and ensuing descent into madness. There are a lot of issues regarding the unfairness of the patriarchy & the sexual repression that was common in the time.

In Jane Eyre, Bertha is written as a not particularly sympathetic character who is mostly a barrier between Rochester’s and Jane’s happiness. It is implied that Rochester is blameless, and even a victim maybe, of her insanity. This book points a different (and more well-rounded character).

The book’s discussion questions at the end did make me laugh. They were such things as “What do you think Charlotte Bronte failed to see about Antoinette’s true character.” Which is silly, since this is a book written decades later (too lazy to look it up) by an entirely different author. Accusing Charlotte Bronte of failing to fully develop a tertiary character seems a bit wrong.

ANYWAYS – good read, especially if you like knowing what happened with those “other” characters. (I also loved “Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead,” in case you were wondering.)

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Book Review: Cleaving

CleavingCleaving by Julie Powell

My rating: 3 of 5 stars

I had two very different reviews from two trusted friend sources. I haven’t read Julie & Julia (nor seen the movie), although I always think I have, because I read “My Life in France” which is very different (I’m guessing).

Friend #1 said she really enjoyed the butcher parts but was annoyed with the Buffy references. Friend #2 said the butcher parts made her consider vegetarianism, but the Buffy references made her think of me. (Come to think of it, that doesn’t mean the Buffy references weren’t annoying. May need to ask for clarification.)

My take? I loved the butcher parts and briefly decided that I might need to apprentice myself to a butcher, just like the author (who was really working hard on that whole “Cleaving” metaphor, am I right?), or at the very least, learn to make my own sausages. The Buffy references were cute at the beginning, but got annoying, especially when I kept finding places where really awesome references would’ve been super appropriate. (What? I’ve seen all seven seasons at least a dozen times.)

Overall, I didn’t like the author very much. The way she treated her long-suffering husband was a little appalling. She is a barely-functioning alcoholic who seems to be looking for something that doesn’t exist.

I really liked the first part of the book (minus the stuff about her personal life which was sordid without being interesting), and loved hearing all about her apprenticeship.

Once she finished up at the butcher shop, I found myself wishing the book was over, too. It felt drawn out for the sake of a word count and a pre-existing contract. It certainly didn’t make me want to read her first book.

I’m glad I read it (really, really liked the butchering stuff), and equally glad that it was a library book (although I wouldn’t mind having a few of the recipes).

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My questions – answered

Ummm…yeah. Today sucked. A lot. There will be some wine tonight. I’m just sayin’. (I hate dropped g’s – I really, really do.)

So – I did meet with my surgeon this morning and asked my questions.

  1. What kind of exercises can I do with my boot on to maintain a basic level of fitness? Upper body weights. That’s it.
  2. Will I be able to drive? No. Not until the boot comes off.
  3. How soon can I be fairly mobile? (I have a party to throw, after all). Three-ish days.
  4. How much pain can I reasonably expect? It’s not as painful as burn surgery. This was the least helpful answer of all.
  5. Can you shave a little off the calves as long as you’re down there?  There is this pair of killer boots (seriously – I think I could actually kill someone with those heels) that I would love to be able to fit into – far, far in the future, of course. I didn’t ask this one, because he scolded me for my practical flats that I was wearing. Apparently pretty shoes are going to become a sometimes thing. Like cookies.
  6. Can I borrow a wheel chair for the week following surgery? Otherwise, I might be hauled around town in a wheelbarrow (you may not want details).  Didn’t ask this one, either. Seemed inappropriate.
  7. Local or general? Also, who will be my anesthesiologist? Probably general; won’t know the anesthesiologist until Monday.
  8. Do you promise not to horribly maul my foot so that I can never wear shoes again? Yes.
  9. What kind of pain medication am I going to get? Percocet! And a local nerve block pump that’s good for three days (during which I cannot be unsupervised).
  10. What do you anticipate for a recovery timeline? Boot for six-eight weeks, then a slow start with walking.

So, yeah.  One week from today, I will have surgery. And it won’t be as painful as burn surgery and skin grafts, so there is that. And no more pointy-toed shoes. Ever. So – anyone out there with a size 6 foot want some cute pointy-toed shoes? Let me know. I have pictures.

*sigh*

Listening to Fear

So – my surgery is a week from tomorrow. Only seven days lie between me and the deliberate breaking of bones.

That is crazy. When I scheduled this surgery, it was so far away. And my foot has been feeling FINE (REALLY!) lately. Provided I don’t wear closed-toe shoes. Or if beagles don’t step on me. And if I sit down a lot.

Tomorrow, I have two pre-surgery appointments. I am preparing a list of questions for the surgeon. Some of those questions are:

  1. What kind of exercises can I do with my boot on to maintain a basic level of fitness?
  2. Will I be able to drive?
  3. How soon can I be fairly mobile? (I have a party to throw, after all)
  4. How much pain can I reasonably expect?
  5. Can you shave a little off the calves as long as you’re down there?  There is this pair of killer boots (seriously – I think I could actually kill someone with those heels) that I would love to be able to fit into – far, far in the future, of course.
  6. Can I borrow a wheel chair for the week following surgery? Otherwise, I might be hauled around town in a wheelbarrow (you may not want details).
  7. Local or general? Also, who will be my anesthesiologist?
  8. Do you promise not to horribly maul my foot so that I can never wear shoes again? (You’d be surprised how many people know someone to whom this has happened and feel compelled to tell me every detail of the surgery-gone-wrong.)
  9. What kind of pain medication am I going to get?
  10. What do you anticipate for a recovery timeline?

Are there any other questions I should ask?

I don’t mind telling you guys that I am getting nervous. If, by nervous, you mean scared.

I am so afraid that I am going to be in insane amounts of pain & will cry for five days. I keep trying to tell myself that I have a really high pain tolerance (example: the day I had emergency surgery, the only reason I went to the doctor at all was because I had an appointment already scheduled, and I didn’t mention the pain until after the full lady-bits exam). I actually still have about half of the pain pill prescription from that surgery left, because I didn’t need them (and I hate taking pills).

I am going to be fine, right?

Except that everyone keeps telling me (as if this is somehow helpful in any way) that foot surgeries are really painful, and that I should expect a lot of pain, and oh, by the way, have they mentioned the pain?

So – seriously. If, in the next 7 days, anyone mentions the extreme pain I should be anticipating post-surgery, I am reserving the right to help them feel extreme pain immediately. WITH A FIST IN THE FACE! Or something. Maybe I’ll just go for emotional pain infliction (I’m not really a violent person).

AND – if anyone comments on how much pain I will feel, I will delete your comment and BAN YOU from my blog. Somehow. And also inflict emotional pain. (You look fat in that outfit and you’re pretty stupid.) (Just practicing.)

ACK!

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