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Three (3!) Things Thursday

1. I am reading a book on leadership, and came across this passage:

Umm – so except for this book, everything else I’ve read has been smutty vampire or werewolf paranormal romance. I am not at my most intellectual right now. And I’m pretty sure the values they teach are loyalty (to your pack and/or sire), the value of a good sword, and that you should always kill someone to make an example out of them to discourage others from coming after you. This is not necessarily the message I’d like to impart to my team.

 

2. A couple of weeks ago, after (yet another stellar swim! I love swimming! Last night I swam 1800 yds – i.e. more than a mile!), the Ambitious One (my awesome swim partner) brought me a wee little birthday cake! It was so adorable! And tasty!

 

3. I also received in the mail the official signed approval sheet for my capstone project!

Yes – you may call me Master, if you wish.

 

Happy Thursday, y’all!

Book Review: Shards

ShardsShards by Ismet Prcic

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

I find myself wanting to write an amazing review to really do justice to this book – one of the best I’ve read in a long time – but there’s no real way to do it justice.

I loved it. I’m not just saying that because I know the author. (If I hated it, I’d just *forget* to review it.)

This book was such a great story – the protagonist, who confusingly has the same name as the author – is putting together the pieces of his life. He grew up in Yugoslavia & lived through the beginnings of the Bosnian War before emigrating to the US (Los Angeles, specifically) at the age of 18 instead of joining the army. The secondary protagonist, Mustafa, did not leave Bosnia, but instead DID join the army, which didn’t necessary go well for him (and why would it?).

It was thought-provoking and honest – for all that it’s a work of fiction masquerading as a memoir. (That was the hardest part for me, really…I found myself being VERY concerned with the pieces that talk about Melissa – character Ismet’s California girlfriend. I had to remind myself a LOT that this was fiction.)

The language and imagery is fantastic. I could see and feel more than I wanted to; it wasn’t easy to escape the stark glimpses of a post-Soviet, war-torn country. I found myself being impressed that the language was so fantastic, especially since the author did not, I presume, grow up reading/writing/speaking English. (And for all that I know the author and know that he speaks English fluently.)

So – read it. You won’t be sorry, I promise.

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Better late than never?

My weekend report (I know it’s been killing you all day that I haven’t told you what I did when I wasn’t regaling you with my life stories):

Thursday night: book club! And science lesson! It was pretty awesome. Even though I hadn’t read the book (for shame!), I felt extremely well educated by the end of the evening. Thanks, Mr. Pi for the free, impromptu science lesson!

Friday: I worked in the morning, started my lefse, and watched eleventy hundred episodes of Torchwood. I feel like I must have done something else productive that day, but I couldn’t tell you what. I know that I certainly didn’t leave the house.

Saturday: I went for a run/walk, discovered that all the park bathrooms are padlocked for the season, and then spent the afternoon making lefse! YUM! I also did some cleaning & cleaned out my entire dresser! YAY!

Saturday night, even though I was exhausted, apparently I wan’t exhausted enough. I woke up about 1:30 am and was awake until about 5. Needless to say, I was a cheery, cheery beacon of fun Sunday morning.

Sunday morning was spent cleaning out the fridge (I am slowly but surely making my house clean….of course, by the time I get to the last room, I’m pretty sure that the first room will be completely filthy again; of course also by then, I can make dusting a mandatory chore for my pre-teen). Sunday afternoon, I went swimming with the Ambitious One, and then headed to my favorite theater to see Breaking Dawn.

It was just as insane as I expected. No – it was more insane than I expected. I especially enjoyed the wedding night sex bits. Valuable lessons:  sex is truly terrifying, it might kill you, and when you wake up covered in bruises the shape of your husband’s hands, you should definitely reassure him that a) it’s okay; b) he didn’t mean to; and c) you liked it, really. Great message for our teen girls! Although since pregnancy and childbirth involve a lot of broken bones, blood (both for drinking and for making messes of) and emaciation, perhaps it’s a really great way to keep the kids from getting it on. (A well-placed message about birth control wouldn’t have gone amiss, either.)

ANYWAYS – I thoroughly enjoyed the shitstorm, giggled through most of it, and had a great time with some super fun girls women.  My only real complaint (because my issues with how sex & violence were handled are not real) is that Jacob only takes his shirt off once, and that was in the opening scene. What good are sexy teen wolves if they’re always clothed? I’ve read the books, and I believe there was supposed to be lot more nudity. WHERE IS YOUR ARTISTIC INTEGRITY?

This is why I enjoyed the previous movies:

 

Gratitude Journal

November 21, 2011: I am grateful for my excellent co-workers that make my days much less crappy (and more productive).

November 20, 2011: I am grateful for my beer theater. It is close to my house, has $4 first-run movies before 6 pm, serves decent pizza, and has beer and wine. Also, it has bottle water, which is what I had today.

November 19, 2011: I am grateful for random port-o-potties on my running route.

November 18, 2011: I am grateful that I have a connection to bits of my cultural heritage; I can’t imagine a world without lefse, and am so pleased that I have learned how to do it and have a skill I can pass on to Alvie Bean.

November 17, 2011: I am grateful for coffee. I know it seems like I mentioned it yesterday, but yesterday I only said I was grateful for the coffee maker (in a list of other things). But I really wanted to draw attention to coffee as deserving of its own special day. Coffee is the best beverage ever invented. I don’t understand how I got through so many years never drinking it and thinking it really wasn’t that great. Mmmmmm……coffee.

November 16, 2011: I am grateful for all the little luxuries I have that I often take for granted…my car, my phone, the coffee maker (so very grateful for my coffee maker). It’s so easy to caught up in the things I don’t have that I occasionally forget how very lucky I am. My life is so freaking awesome.

November 15, 2011: I am grateful that I have the kind of job/life/etc. that allows me to afford pretty shoes, and the level-headedness that keeps me from buying (very many) shoes that wouldn’t be practical.

November 14, 2011: I am grateful that I work in a place with lots of little food nooks. It’s always an easy walk to grab more food. Which I do more often than ever, lately.

November 13, 2011: I am grateful for streaming Netflix (and Hulu Plus!). Also, I am grateful for John Barrowman. And my new found love of Torchwood.

November 12, 2011: I am grateful for my awesome friends! I got so much good quality friend-time this weekend! Walks & cocoa & thrifting with her! Ornament painting and dinner and movies with Alisa, Jen, Lisa & Sarah! Cocoa and a chat with her! (I should maybe also mention that I’m grateful for hot cocoa.)

November 11, 2011: I am grateful for laid back evenings at home with the architect.

November 10, 2011: I am grateful to live in Portland, Oregon. It is so beautiful here. I love that we have four seasons, and I especially love autumn.

November 9, 2011: I am grateful for modern medical conveniences that help eliminate unnecessary surprises from my life. Yay for ultrasounds!

November 8, 2011: I am grateful for my brand-new employee who started today, who I am hoping will help take some of the financial reporting burden off my plate & allow me to do a better job on the more big-picture things.

November 7, 2011: I am grateful for weekends and the opportunity to relax and recharge.

November 6, 2011: I am grateful for running – and grateful that I am still able to run. I am also grateful for my proximity to the most awesome running park in the history of the world: Forest Park.

November 5, 2011:I am grateful that I was able to discover enough courage to join Toastmasters. I know this sounds super cheesy, but it’s really made a HUGE difference in my life.

November 4, 2011: I am grateful for the internet, which gives me the ability to work from home, in my pajamas, this morning.

November 3, 2011: I am grateful that I have a good job that is challenging & interesting, if not necessarily catering to my life interests.

November 2, 2011: I am grateful for the architect, who is simply wonderful. He picks up the household slack when I’m busy with schoolwork, brings me chicken fingers on his way home from work, and is simply the most wonderful husband I could ask for…

November 1, 2011:  I am grateful for my (so far, knock on wood) easy and wonderful pregnancy.

Book Review Paranormal Style: Darkness Unbound

Darkness Unbound (Dark Angels, #1)Darkness Unbound by Keri Arthur

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Okay – so I have to admit. What with grad school, and work, and coming up baby stuff, etc., I like to read fluff. And since I also really like to read, I read a lot of fluff. I don’t want to get too involved in the story. I don’t want to have to do a lot of thinking. I just want to be entertained, and I prefer to be entertained with werewolves. I am assuming that at some point in my life (i.e. when the bean is like 10 or something) I can start reading literature again. In the meantime, I am going to unabashedly enjoy my werewolf porn. SO THERE! Ahem.

Keri Arthur is the author of the 9-book Riley Jenson Guardian series, and the most pornographic (I mean that in an extremely good way, btw) of my werewolf porn. I quite enjoyed the Riley Jenson series. Quite. I had also read her two “Myth & Magic” books, but was less impressed…I wasn’t sure what to expect with the new Dark Angels series, but was intrigued that the main character ‘Risa Jones’ was also present for the last 6 of the Riley Jenson series (albeit as a very small child), and that it sounded like Riley would have a presence in these books. I am a sucker for “where are they now?” reveals.

The Story
Risa Jones is half werewolf (her mother is a werewolf clone & a famous psychic!) and half Aedh (a race of angelic-type creatures, complete with wings & an amazing kissing ability; she’s never met her father. Apparently the Aedh don’t actually produce a child until they are reaching the end of their lifespans – which number in the thousands of years, which means the end of their lifespans could still encompass another 20-40 years or something). ANYWAYS -

Risa has an extraordinary ability as a result of her heritage. She can see the reapers – those who are sent to escort the souls of the dead to their resting places.

Other than the occasional favor to her mother when she looks for the souls of the dying to let the surviving loved ones know if they’ve moved on yet, she spends her time working at the restaurant she owns with her two besties.

Of course, that would be a super boring book, so something must happen, right? AND IT DOES!

All of a sudden, Risa is the subject of much interest…she gains a reaper follower (a hot young thing who goes by Azriel – only time will tell if he will ever reveal his true name to Risa), an Aedh lover (he is trapped in a mortal form ever since his wings were ripped off as punishment for avenging his sister’s death), and new contact with the previously absent father. In addition, Madrilene Hunter – one of the oldest & probably the scariest vampire in Australia who also happens to be the head of the Directorate of Other Races (the Guardian division, which Aunt Riley works for, is a division of the Directorate).

It seems Papa Aedh and a few friends were very naughty indeed. They manufactured some keys that have the ability to completely open – or close – the gates of heaven & hell. Open = bad, because all those currently stuck in hell could come out! Closed = bad, because that means that no new souls could get out to inhabit the newly born, leaving a bunch of soulless, vegetable people.

Risa is the only one who can find these keys and destroy them (or get them to the people who want to use them). Not everyone wants her to find these keys; or at least not on her own. She is attacked. And beaten. And tortured. And kidnapped. Her friends are attacked. There is a lot of violence and weirdness. And awesomeness, too, of course.

The Score
Romance/Sexytimes: A – Well, it is Keri Arthur, and she does know how to bring the heat! Risa & her Aedh lover (Lucian) get pretty involved!

Writing: B+ – This was pretty well written. Nothing irritated me while reading, nor was I distracted by poor grammar or weirdly constructed sentences. However, the writing was not out-of-this-world.

Paranormality: B – I honestly think this is Keri’s weak point. The paranormal worlds just seem a bit off. The hover bike mention seemed unnecessary and just a tool to say “hey! it’s the future!” which wasn’t necessary. It’s a paranormal world – you don’t need to work so hard to prove it! There aren’t really inconsistencies, but the world building always feels a bit weak.

Book Score: A- – I enjoyed it. It was a good story with plenty of action (of all sorts). I liked the brief glimpses into characters from the Guardian series, and really like the character development of Risa. I was so excited to find out that the 2nd in the series was being released just a month later (i.e. 10/25/11 – double i.e. I’ve already finished it) so I wouldn’t have to wait too long to find out what was happening next.

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Gratitude Journal

November 4, 2011: I am grateful for the internet, which gives me the ability to work from home, in my pajamas, this morning.

November 3, 2011: I am grateful that I have a good job that is challenging & interesting, if not necessarily catering to my life interests. I have the opportunity for professional development (weekly leadership seminar today!), have a decent salary, good health insurance, and a bunch of people who are excited for my pregnancy and not at all worried about my maternity leave (in fact, they’ve told me to not even THINK about being available in May – i.e. budget season – and that they’d get through it without me, as long as I do all the prep work before I leave…)

November 2, 2011: I am grateful for the architect, who is simply wonderful. He picks up the household slack when I’m busy with schoolwork, brings me chicken fingers on his way home from work, and is simply the most wonderful husband I could ask for…

November 1, 2011:  I am grateful for my (so far, knock on wood) easy and wonderful pregnancy

All Hallows Read Book Winners!

We have winners!  Two entrants of the All Hallows Read contest are going home with shiny new books!

 

I put all the names in a hat (or mug, if you will) this morning -

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These are the two that came out:

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Megan & Cat – you are going to be fancy new owners of Shirley Jackson’s “We Have Always Lived in the Castle.”  Contact me to let me know how you would like to receive your book (i.e. through the mail, in person (this option only works for Megan, sorry Cat!), or via Kindle or Nook. You can let me know by emailing me – gazellesoncrack (at) gmail….

Congrats! I hope you enjoy your spooky book! (If you already have that book, let me know, and I will substitute one of equal or greater spook.)