Gazelles On Crack

it’s hard to be graceful after six martinis

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Not Bad - For a Monday

Except that I keep seeing sparkly lights in my peripheral vision - which means I have a migraine coming on.   I thought I was safe - since last week o’ stress was over - but apparently the minute I relax, the headache comes to get me.  Good thing I already have a doctor appointment scheduled [...]

WOOT!

My very first big-ass project is completed!  And it was done well!  YAY!  One big-ass project that is due by next Tuesday down, one to go!
Two days left at the old job - also good, good news.
Concert Saturday night.  Hopefully I’ll be able to stay awake.
Sunday I am doing NOTHING!!  Except, you know, going for [...]

I know it’s been awhile

but I’m finally starting to feel like I know what I’m doing at work. People here are basically letting me do stuff. Training is virtually over. I am settling into a routine, and after work next week? Instead of a crazy decapitated chicken, I can go back to being a crazy [...]

My New Life of Leisure

Hasn’t actually started yet.  Today was new hire orientation.  However, I was home by 4 - early enough to do a quick run (3.5 miles).
I had a great weekend.
Friday night martinis and bacon-wrapped dates were fabulous - once we all recovered from having to park 17 miles away from the bar.  Those were some well [...]

It’s Martini Time

It’s all over.  You know, until I come in next Friday, because I am stupid a giver.
Happy weekend, ya’ll.