Gazelles On Crack

it’s hard to be graceful after six martinis

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Blessed Are the Cheesemakers

Friday night, we did, in fact, go out for Ethiopian food. I love Ethiopian food. I love the way it’s served, I love the Injera, and I love the wine. It was awesome. We each had an entree, and we split a bottle of wine, all for about $40, with enough [...]

What are your strengths?

Now, thanks to Facebook, I know mine.  I just got the following email from Facebook:
Your friends have voted on your strengths and weaknesses:

STRENGTHS:
best singer
most useful
most trustworthy
WEAKNESSES:
person who can drink the most
most creative
Obviously there are some problems with this.
1) Anyone who said I was a good singer has never heard me sing.  Or at least not [...]

Orthorexia

I am obsessed with food lately. Not in an unhealthy way, I don’t think (except for my marshmallow lunch last weekend). I’ve been reading a lot of books about food and eating. Not diet books, which I’m done with, I think. Just food books. I read Michael Pollan’s “The Omnivore’s Dilemma” (good) and “In Defense [...]

A Postive Spin on Things

Today’s Reason to Drink: Summer is halfway over today! Drink those ice cold drinks in the sun while you can!

Yesterday I was pretty sad. Facing the concrete reality that I will not be running for awhile was a huge bummer. Huger (more huge?) than the word “bummer” can adequately convey.
However, I got [...]

Why I Love Public Transportation (most of the time)

This morning, as I was walking to the bus stop (gotta love that public transportation), I saw a man combing his hair. That actually does happen, probably more that you’d think. However, this man was likely homeless. (The dirt, the smell, and the trolley filled with garbage & recycling were my clues.) He was very [...]

To Whoever found me by googling for

“How much does 30 pounds of crack weigh?”
The answer:  30 pounds.
Consider that your public service of the day.  (Also, maybe you should lay off the crack & work on your math skills.  Or even just your common sense skills.  And I’m not any kind of drug know-it-all, but it seems like 30 pounds of crack [...]

Blargh!!! Also BUSY!!!

So yesterday, I went home a wee bit early. Because of the BLARGH!! mentioned in the post title. It was the first time I’ve taken any sick time since starting my new job. Admittedly, it’s only been three months, and it was only about 3 hours, but still. I felt kinda guilty.
Today was the going [...]