Gazelles On Crack

it’s hard to be graceful after six martinis

Archive for the ‘Gin, Cheese & Other Necessities’


To Whoever found me by googling for

“How much does 30 pounds of crack weigh?”
The answer:  30 pounds.
Consider that your public service of the day.  (Also, maybe you should lay off the crack & work on your math skills.  Or even just your common sense skills.  And I’m not any kind of drug know-it-all, but it seems like 30 pounds of crack [...]

Blargh!!! Also BUSY!!!

So yesterday, I went home a wee bit early. Because of the BLARGH!! mentioned in the post title. It was the first time I’ve taken any sick time since starting my new job. Admittedly, it’s only been three months, and it was only about 3 hours, but still. I felt kinda guilty.
Today was the going [...]

PARTY!!

So, the architect & I are having a party.  It always seems like a good idea until I actually invite people & they start RSVP-ing, and then I remember, “oh yeah!  People are going to come to my HOME!  And they are going to stay until late!  And I am going to have to make [...]

Do you ever wonder if you’re weird?

Not me.  I know, without a shadow of a doubt.  I am a bit odd.
Tuesday is Farmer’s Market day where I work.  I go there, buy my lunch (either a falafel sandwich or a tamale, depending on my mood), and then I buy other things.  Today, I bought pesto and some snow peas.  I also [...]

Manic Mondays…

LIke that post title has never been used before.
So, today is my 3rd to last day at the old job, and my last actual day to do work.  The next two days are training of my successor.
I am busy.  Also, I get cupcakes in my honor.  WOO!
Tuesday-Thursday, I am at new job, then back at [...]