Oh, gentle readers – I realize that it has been a very long time since I’ve shared with you a tale of me doing something clumsy, or humiliating (or, when the planets align – both at the same time). Fortunately, this very morning, I was able to fall down so that I could tell you [...]
Posts under ‘Gravity’s Bitch….again’
Well, shit….
I had my podiatrist appointment yesterday. Immediately after I sent the following text messages. To the architect: “worst day ever. home in 30 minutes.” To the Ambitious One & my kick-ass neighbor: “FUCK. I have to have surgery.” So – apparently my foot is a mutant foot. But not a cool X-Man mutant foot with [...]
I have finally been de-feeted
Well, not actually, although who knows what the podiatrist will recommend. I am about ready to do a self-amputation, though. (Honestly, it was bad enough last week that I went to a shoe store that sells danskos & crocs to see if there was a shoe that would fit on my foot. Fortunately for me, [...]
Gravity – it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law!
This morning, the architect was driving me to work (as he does about once a week – and if I’m good, he’ll pick me up, too!) and we were having a discussion about my grace. He said that he thought I was much less clumsy now than when we’d first met, and theorized (hypothesized?) that [...]
Are you enjoying my hiatus?
So, less than 24 hours after I warned you about light posting, here I am! For two reasons. 1. To update you in the continuing saga of how I am attempting to humiliate myself in front of every single person in Portland. 2. To ask a favor. The Humiliation of Amy This morning, I rode [...]
