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	<title>Gazelles On Crack &#187; Gravity&#8217;s Bitch&#8230;.again</title>
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		<title>Further Accounts of Amy&#8217;s Awkward Adventures</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, gentle readers &#8211; I realize that it has been a very long time since I&#8217;ve shared with you a tale of me doing something clumsy, or humiliating (or, when the planets align &#8211; both at the same time). Fortunately, this very morning, I was able to fall down so that I could tell you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well, shit&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Dammit!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had my podiatrist appointment yesterday. Immediately after I sent the following text messages. To the architect: &#8220;worst day ever. home in 30 minutes.&#8221; To the Ambitious One &#38; my kick-ass neighbor: &#8220;FUCK. I have to have surgery.&#8221; So &#8211; apparently my foot is a mutant foot. But not a cool X-Man mutant foot with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I have finally been de-feeted</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 04:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, not actually, although who knows what the podiatrist will recommend. I am about ready to do a self-amputation, though. (Honestly, it was bad enough last week that I went to a shoe store that sells danskos &#38; crocs to see if there was a shoe that would fit on my foot. Fortunately for me, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gravity &#8211; it&#8217;s not just a good idea, it&#8217;s the law!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:22:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning, the architect was driving me to work (as he does about once a week &#8211; and if I&#8217;m good, he&#8217;ll pick me up, too!) and we were having a discussion about my grace. He said that he thought I was much less clumsy now than when we&#8217;d first met, and theorized (hypothesized?) that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are you enjoying my hiatus?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Book-It!  Please send pizza]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, less than 24 hours after I warned you about light posting, here I am! For two reasons. 1. To update you in the continuing saga of how I am attempting to humiliate myself in front of every single person in Portland. 2. To ask a favor. The Humiliation of Amy This morning, I rode [...]]]></description>
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