Gazelles On Crack

it’s hard to be graceful after six martinis

Archive for the ‘Gravity's Bitch....again’


You know, I really hadn’t fallen in quite a while

But, that all changed this morning.
The architect had to leave at obscene o’clock in the morning for a day trip to Seattle (he does that every 2 weeks or so).  I stayed in bed.  Sleeping.  At about 6:15 or so, I woke up from a dream that one of our (7!) smoke detectors was beeping [...]

It’s a Bright, Sunshiney Day

Isn’t that beautiful?  I am so excited!  I rode my bike to work this morning, and even with the new clip-in pedals, it was almost without incident.
I made it past the two kinda scary places that involve big trucks.  I stopped at all the lights.  I was not run over.  I got my bike on [...]

Duh?

I made it to my 6 AM weights class. The same class in which I met the famous Hot Thick Chick last week - sadly she was not there today (something about work, in another city, blah blah blah). She blogged about how she couldn’t raise her arms over her head for [...]

Back Inaction

I have been a bit of a cranky poopyhead the last couple of weeks. Mainly due to the fact that my little back injury that’s really not that bad is, in fact, almost that bad. I haven’t exercised in years. Or weeks. Whatever. I wasn’t even allowed to swim! or [...]

It’s all okay

Nothing that a glass of gin can’t fix, apparently. Also, I did decide to bring a lawsuit against my parents. It’s got to be their fault, right? I mean, they never even enrolled me in a ballet class, and I know that would have made the difference.
I called them last night to [...]