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PORN!!

On Monday, I suffered a brief existential crisis. I was purse shopping (where do your crises happen?) and momentarily switched my allegiance from shoes to purses. Mostly because of this: I actually offered to sell my soul for it, but no one showed up with a purse & a contract, so I am Prada-less. le [...]

PORN!

This is for Glam! It’s been ages, I know. BUT – my feet are angry. And I can’t really wear things that are cute. I did recently get the following two pairs, though. They are much shinier than they look on the internets. They also don’t fit over Damian, so they are post-surgery shoes. (Unfortunately, [...]

Shoe Shopping is HARD!

This is, of course, not what I’m supposed to be looking for.  *sigh*

Swimming like the fishes

Today I swam 1500 yards. I know that might not seem like a lot to some of you hardcore swimmers who have trained for (or are training for) fancy long triathlons, but it was a milestone for me. I was so pleased with myself after finishing my workout that I almost considered putting all my [...]

We interrupt this whinging to bring you very important porn.

Why, ZAPPOS, why? I go to your site to look for flats for my poor sad feet, and this is what you greet me with? do you want me to never run again? WELL DO YOU? /rant