Gazelles On Crack

it’s hard to be graceful after six martinis

Archive for the ‘Shoe Me!’


We interrupt this whinging to bring you very important porn.

Why, ZAPPOS, why? I go to your site to look for flats for my poor sad feet, and this is what you greet me with? do you want me to never run again? WELL DO YOU?
/rant

The Return of PORN!

You guys, last Friday I went to see my sports massage guy and we had a little talk about shoes. And the beginnings of that plantar fasciitis that I’m starting to feel.
He perhaps implied that I didn’t need to wear heels all the time.
I perhaps implied that he was an idiot.
He wanted to know how [...]

PORN!

Weekend porn today! (and for those of you searching for very soft porn, some of the below leather looks pretty soft.)
Today, our theme is short boots! For those people (like me) who have a hard time buying knee-high boots due to the sheer magnificence of our muscular calves.

Thoughts? Comments? Which do you like best? (I’m [...]

PORN!

Thank you to everyone who voted, including my wonderful architect.
On Tuesday, I placed the order.

I ordered from Zappos (I stopped frequenting them as much when they took away the free overnight shipping, as Endless still offers that). I got the free shipping, because I am cheap & the shoes were not. I expected them to [...]

PORN!

I know, gentle readers – it has been too long. The stresses of the last couple of months (school! work! marathon training! crime spree [directed against me, not perpetrated by me]) took their toll, and I left you adrift in a shoeless world.
BUT! No more! Because I am completely selfish selfless, I bring you another [...]