That Stephen Colbert & I are secret lovers. His graph for Venezuela’s ‘financial danger alert scale’
Level 1 (Strong Economy): Monkey Taking a Bath
Level 2 (Where we’re at today): Elephant Sinking in a Pool
Level 3 (If the situation worsens): Giraffe Falling Asleep in a Jacuzzi
AND
Level 4 (If the bottom falls out):
Gazelle standing in a pail of [...]
Posted on on October 8th, 2008 in Woot! | No Comments »
Wouldn’t it be great if people could get to live suddenly as often as they die suddenly?
-Katherine Hepburn
I think that ’living’ is something we often take for granted. How will you live today?
Posted on on October 8th, 2008 in Woot! | 2 Comments »
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
–Douglas Adams
Posted on on October 7th, 2008 in Woot! | No Comments »
Q: How fast can a gazelle run?
A: For the rare gazelle on crack, the fastest recorded land speed is an 8:59 mile. Over longer distances (such as a 10K), the pace slows to a 9:56 mile. Recently, however, the gazelle has been somewhat slower - closer to a 12 minute mile
If, however, you are referring [...]
Posted on on October 4th, 2008 in Woot! | 10 Comments »
Last night I participated in a big-ass blogger meet-up. Photos were taken, but not by me - so as soon as those are posted, I’ll point you to them.
We had a LOT of runners, and a LOT of marathoners…funny that none of the Portland peeps are actually running the Portland marathon!
We met up at [...]
Posted on on October 3rd, 2008 in Friends & Family, Run Away!, Woot! | 24 Comments »
