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2010 Goals Update

I was thinking about goals the other day, and thought I’d check in on my 2010 goals. And then I laughed. And then I cried. The goals: Run 1,000 miles (or at the very least, more miles than 2009) – this is not going to happen Go the entire year w/o triggering my automatic overdraft [...]

Fear, Itself

Tomorrow is my first toastmaster speech. I have been preparing for it by pretending it won’t happen. This may not have been the wisest preparation tactic. If you don’t hear from me sometime tomorrow afternoon, it’s safe to assume that I somehow died of that strange combination of fear and humiliation.

Bad Eggs

You guys! I think I need to have my aura cleansed or something. I am a crime magnet. Everywhere I go, crime just swirls up around me. I’m like a tiny little chaos demon or something. Last night, I went to the Lucky Lab to hang out with some school peeps. A good time was [...]

Hey douche-canoe spammer!

Commenting on my post about having my car broken into with: “Glad you had an eventful weekend!” Does not make me want to approve your comment. Asshat.

SMASHED!

So – my weekend review is not as much fun as usual. It started out okay. Friday was yoga in the park with some awesome friends, followed by brunch at Kenny & Zuke’s, and then a lot of homework. Friday evening was drinks & dinner with my cousin & her boyfriend (the architect’s new co-worker) [...]