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Send all correspondence to gazellesoncrack (at) gmail (dot) com.

If you want me to review a product, shoot me an email to let me know what it is. If I agree to the review, I will post a full review within four weeks of receiving the product whether I like it or not!

I’m pretty good at replying to comments & emails, although I am occasionally very slow. Of course, if you’re a moron, I will probably mock you publicly.

If you want to buy me presents, I suggest looking here. I will be enormously grateful, of course. I would say really nice things about you to whomever you wished. You need a good reference for a new job? Send me a gift, and I will tell anyone you want what a great employee you are. I am totally bribable that way.

Please don’t be mean to me. Not that you’ll hurt my feelings too much, I just think that it’s so sad when strangers are mean to other strangers because they don’t like their blogs, when really, you could just go away & not think about me any more. Of course, if you are mean to me, then don’t be surprised if I am not nice to you, either.

And, several last words of advice. Eat some cheese. Drink some gin. Be happy. Make a comment. Pimp me out to all your friends. Adopt a kitten. Introduce folk dancing. ha ha ha…Robin Hood…really – that’s comedy right there. (are you laughing with me, or just quietly backing away from your computer?)

2 Comments

  1. Karen says:

    When will you be in SD? would love to see you!
    Karen

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  2. Karen says:

    You need a DOULA? I always wanted to be one of those; alas there is no market for such in Madison SD.
    Sorry about your Dad’s diagnosis. He such a great guy; just 3 weeks ago we were sitting here catching up with your folks. They are our best customers for Bed and Breakfast.
    So we are praying for you and your family.
    Love
    Karen

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