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All Hallows Read Book Winners!

We have winners!  Two entrants of the All Hallows Read contest are going home with shiny new books!

 

I put all the names in a hat (or mug, if you will) this morning -

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These are the two that came out:

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Megan & Cat – you are going to be fancy new owners of Shirley Jackson’s “We Have Always Lived in the Castle.”  Contact me to let me know how you would like to receive your book (i.e. through the mail, in person (this option only works for Megan, sorry Cat!), or via Kindle or Nook. You can let me know by emailing me – gazellesoncrack (at) gmail….

Congrats! I hope you enjoy your spooky book! (If you already have that book, let me know, and I will substitute one of equal or greater spook.)

 

Book Review Paranormal Style: Walker Papers #7 – Spirit Dances

Spirit Dances (Walker Papers, #6)Spirit Dances by C.E. Murphy

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

OMFG. Seriously. I wouldn’t have classified the Walker Papers series in my top paranormal romance picks before #6 here. I mean, I’d read them all, but hadn’t paid much attention to when #6 was being released (like I do w/ my Kate Daniels & Mercedes Thompson books). In fact, I believe this actually came out in April. That’s right – five whole months before I even noticed.

BUT BUT BUT – I read it in one sitting, have subsequently read it again, and have read the last half of the last chapter 1 million times (approximately). LOVE LOVE LOVE.

ANYWAYS – On to the review:

The Story
Joanne Walker reluctantly entered the world of the supernatural in Book 1 (Urban Shaman) when she was skewered by Cernunnos and given the choice to live as a shaman or die. Much like the choice between cake or death, it seemed an easy one at the time. However, once reality set in, she spent a lot of time sulking and/or screwing up royally. (One of the reasons I was not obsessed with the first five books – it took her that long to get a grip, grow up, and take responsibility for her powers.)

She is a detective with the Seattle PD, and one half of SPD’s only paranormal detective team. Her partner, Billy Holliday (his parents maybe didn’t think that one through), sees dead people (or, more accurately, murdered people). Her best friend, Gary Muldoon, is a 74-year-old cab driver who ran off to San Diego for the duration of this book (my only real complaint – I love Gary), and the other major players are Billy’s wife Melinda (a bruja!), Joanne’s friend/spirit guide Coyote (Cyrano), and her boss, Morrison.

This book takes place around St. Patrick’s Day, or, more specifically just before the spring equinox and during the full moon. Someone in Seattle is kidnapping the homeless and murdered (supernaturally, of course) the lead dancer in a Native American dance troupe. Joanne must work with Billy, Mel, and Morrison to find the supernatural killer before more people die.

BUT – I can’t tell you the best part of the story (I hate spoilers), and it likely wouldn’t BE the best part if you hadn’t read the previous five books. There is romantic build up that happened for five previous books! And FINALLY. Something came of it. BUT, that something happened in the last half of the last chapter. And then? Nothing! DAMN YOU CE MURPHY! (PS – Book #7 comes out in March 2012.)

The Score
Romance/Sexytimes: A+ – Okay – so it was slow in coming (hee), and there wasn’t a lot there, but OMFG (again), YAY!

Writing: B+ – I enjoy the writing. It’s definitely on the level of my other favorite paranormal series(es?), and I am finally liking Joanne a lot more, too.

Paranormality: A- – First off, I love books set in places I can visit. Secondly, I like the gradual exposure to the Seattle paranormal world. Nothing seems forced or completely off the wall. It’s all very believable; especially with some of the mysteries that remain – like what’s the deal really with Mel’s power & Gary’s ability to drive with the Force?

Book Score: A – Solid A for reals…..so much love for this book. Perhaps I will read it again tonight. And every day until #7 comes out in March. I wish I was the kind of person who got advanced reading copies. I need to know someone.

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Book Review: Little Bee

Little BeeLittle Bee by Chris Cleave

My rating: 3 of 5 stars

This was a book club pick, and I actually really enjoyed it. If I’d done the rating/review before the book club discussion, I probably would’ve given it four stars. However, our discussion really changed my viewpoint.

The Story
Little Bee is a 16-year-old Nigerian refugee who has been held at a detention center in the UK for *mumble mumble* time before being released. However, the release was not so much on the up & up, and she’s still illegal.

Sarah & Andrew O’Rourke are a British couple with a young son (Charlie, who refuses to take off his Batman costume) and a marriage that is falling apart.

Sarah, Andrew, and Little Bee were inextricably tied together by events on a Nigerian beach in the most ill-advised free, marriage saving vacation ever. (Hey sweetie, I know that I’ve done you wrong, but I’d like to take you on this free vacation to a war-ravaged country, and then we’ll ignore the armed guards on the beach & just wander off, secure that our whiteness is all the protection that we need!)

ANYWAYS – The characters are such that it is hard to really like them. They are so flawed. However, I don’t feel that detracts from the story. I’m okay with having characters I don’t like (and regardless of the opinion of other book club members, I actually rather enjoyed Charlie/Batman – little tyke was dealing with a lot of shit, and if he needs to be Batman to process the fact that his parents are neglectful douches, then I think that is A-OK).

The story covers what happens when Little Bee reunites with Sarah & Andrew in the UK as well as what happened to link them all together in the first place.

I think it was well-written, evoked a lot of emotion, and was a very interesting and depressing story. However, I do think the ending was anti-climactic, rather stupid, and not nearly as realistic/well-written as the rest of the story. Sarah’s character is so impulsive and rash, and the more I read of her and thought about her, the more I couldn’t deal with her actions, even on a fictional level; she seems unable to learn from the mistakes of the past, and her impulsive actions endanger herself, and more importantly, her pre-school son.

So – I think it’s absolutely worth reading. There is no way that I will go see this when the movie comes out. And I’d be interested to hear the opinions of others who’ve read it…..

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Nothing to see! Move it along….

Ha! Just kidding. Please don’t go (girl).

There were no shoes yesterday, because I am in a shoe funk. Over the weekend, I packaged up two of the four pairs of shoes that I’d recently purchased. They are going back. *sob*

Yesterday morning, on my way to work, another pair broke! NEW SHOES BROKEN! So sad.

 

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The left shoe heel strap stitching just ripped. Fortunately, I had backup shoes with me (the fourth and only surviving shoe of my four shoe ordering spree).

I am so sad! I need to go shoe shopping! (In person, apparently.) I also need to sell eleventy-million pairs of shoes on eBay.

 

Today, I have no new book reviews for you, because I have finished no new books since last week. I know, right????  Crazy. So – I am going to go read like a crazy person and hopefully I will have some new book reports for you next week. I have to be almost done with the 1st Game of Thrones book, right? (I bought it for my Nook, and it was cheaper to get the four-book boxed [relatively speaking] set. Unfortunately, they do not download in separate books, but rather as one big file. Which means that I know I’m on page 284. BUT, there are 3,483 pages total in the boxed set, so I’ve no idea what that means in terms of finishing book one. Does it mean that each book is 870 pages? That seems like a lot. My tiny boxed set picture doesn’t make them look that fat, and wouldn’t the camera add a few pages?

ANYWAYS…garden news! So many tomatoes and peppers and tomatillos! And green beans. Tomorrow we will eat our first broccoli. There are tons of potatoes. The corn is looking awesome & should start tasseling soon. The grape is super grapey! There is a zucchini and a few baby cukes. And beets – oh there are beets! And they will be pickled on Saturday afternoon. (LOVE beet pickles.)

ANYWAYS, I promise a return to content eventually. Shoes! Books! Corn!

Naturalizer Mystic - the only shoes left...

 

The Nook is getting quite a workout

 

Not actual corn from this year...just a representation.

 

Book Review Wednesday: God is not Great

God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons EverythingGod Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything by Christopher Hitchens

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

I enjoyed about 90% of this book. Some of the beginning parts I could have written myself. I found it to be a fairly well-researched and very well-written book. I did like that he focused not just on the major religions (Islam, Judaism and Christianity), but also on the slightly less popular, although equally well-known (Hinduism & Buddhism) and even some rather obscure ones (the Cargo Cults & John Frum worshippers of the South Pacific). There’s even a large section on the depravities of secular leaders such as Hitler, Stalin & Mussolini.

There are a lot of good points regarding the relationship between religion and fear of/contempt for women. Almost all religions have restrictions about what women can & cannot do – especially during their menstruation when they are UNCLEAN! It is interesting and depressing that so many religions blame women for the problems (Eve, all that tempting we do with our evil bodies, etc.) but then simultaneously feel the need to shelter us from harm because we are so delicate! I hate the madonna/whore attitude.

I am not sure I would actually call myself an atheist. I’m definitely a secular humanist, though. I think that religion (of all types) generally does more harm than good. If you look at the horrors & depravities in the world, so many of them are caused by religion, started by religious institutions, covered up by the same religious institutes, or, even when not directly influenced by religion (I’m looking at the Nazis here), quietly supported by religious institutes.

It’s easy to say that’s all in the past (for the Christians – many of whom would blame the Muslims for all religious strike now-adays), but just because there are no modern Crusades doesn’t mean that there aren’t depravities.

The part that I appreciated the most was the pointing out that it doesn’t take religion to be a moral human being. My morals might be different than yours, but yours are probably different than the Catholic’s down the street, or the Buddhist in NYC.

An argument I’ve actually heard is, “well if you don’t have religion, what’s keeping you from going out & doing whatever you want?” All that makes me do is wonder if that’s what you would do? Is fear of hell/retribution/an angry god the only thing keeping you from knocking over the convenience store down the street, raping the cashier, killing the security guard and setting the whole thing on fire? Really? Because I actually find it pretty easy to get through my day without killing anyone and with a clear conscience.

There were parts of the book that I did find infuriating. It seemed to be a great concession for Mr. Hitchens to admit that there were some good believers out there. Knowing quite a few people who I would call spiritual as opposed to religious, I know that just as a lack of religion doesn’t make me amoral, neither does a professed belief in god (or some higher power) make a person a gibbering, immoral idiot.

I object to religion being used as an excuse to legislate ANYTHING. The 10 Commandments are not the reason we shouldn’t murder. Argue that something is immoral according to your religious code does not mean that your code should be codified into law, it just means that you shouldn’t participate in whatever you find immoral. Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t get gay married. But don’t tell other people that they, with a differing moral code, cannot get gay married. Unless you come up with a valid reason that has nothing to do with religion (like, every time there’s a gay wedding, five bald eagles die, or the Ozone hole gets larger, or kittens lose some cuteness), there is no reason to argue.

So – in summary: a well-written book that I would urge everyone to read (regardless of your religious views – or lack thereof). There are definitely some infuriating areas, and things I didn’t agree with, but it was informative, entertaining, and mostly right.

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