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Three Things Thursday

  1. I have been eating like crap lately. Not so much that I’ve been eating bad food, but for the first time in my life, I find myself regularly forgetting to eat. It’s 10:30, and I had a soy latte for breakfast. (I hate soy lattes, by the way – I want whole milk! BUT – I am trying to be true to the non-dairy lifestyle, with the exception of last weekend, when I was a very bad dairy-eating monkey indeed.) However, I am not losing weight. I’m not gaining weight, but this suggests to me that it’s not as simple as calories in vs. calories out.
  2. I have also been exercising like crap lately. Last week – the week in which I was on vacation and had no work to do at all – I did not exercise once. I went for a run on 3/20/11, and then didn’t exercise again until 3/28/11. This is not the way to ramp up for a half marathon in 5 weeks. I did run on Monday & yoga on Tuesday, but skipped the planned Tuesday evening bike, Wednesday morning swim & Wednesday evening weights. Today is supposed to be my rest day, but I think I might have to eschew resting for some kind of activity. I don’t know why I’m having such a hard time getting back into my pre-foot injury routine. Maybe (and this JUST NOW OCCURRED TO ME) it’s because I haven’t had a regular routine for a year? It really has been a year since this whole foot thing started. And maybe it’s because I still have some foot pain & swelling? And maybe I’m just kind of an idiot & should stop reprimanding myself & making over-ambitious plans, and just try to sneak back into it gradually?
  3. I feel so beige lately. I drive a beige car & live in a beige house & kind of feel (after spending 20 minutes last night explaining to the architect how I develop budgets at work as a lead in to a dramatic work story) that my job is beige. Maybe I should just move to the suburbs & buy a station wagon & go gently into that good night.  Or, maybe, I should just spend some time eating right & exercising & getting some sun & I’ll feel all better.

 

Me & my magic metabolism

(It really makes me happy when I can have a relevant, alliterative post title.) (Also, this post is long, probably boring, and beset with parentheticals.)

So – Friday, I went to see my naturopath. This was my second visit with her. My first visit was due to an extremely cheap groupon that also involved a massage. (Also, best massage ever – totally fixed my back problem I’d been having for TWO MONTHS!)

So – we talked about weight. Specifically a) my distaste at having put on 15 lbs in the last year, b) my inability to shed said poundage, and c) my fear that I would gain 15 more pounds in the six weeks I was booted.

In my visit, she measured my lean body mass vs fat and my basal metabolic rate (~1600 on 10/1). She gave me a diet to follow. Which I followed for one day, and then had surgery, and just ate whatever people brought me, because I have no room to be picky when I can’t walk.

Fast forward six weeks. Appointment #2 (11/12). I have lost 1.5 pounds since 10/1. Which, honestly, win. Seriously. I haven’t exercised since 10/3 – I would’ve been happy with no loss.

So – we did the same measurements as before. My basal metabolic rate is now ~1720. I didn’t write down my lean mass & fat information, but my lean mass had increased, and I’d lost ~7lbs of fat. That means that, by doing nothing for 6 weeks, I converted lots of fat to muscle & upped my metabolism by a lot.

Yay for me! I’m a winner!

She went over my blood work, and we talked a little about WHY I’m made out of magic. I suggested lazing about & never exercising again as a potential new weight loss book and tv show (lose weight the easy way – use crutches for 6 weeks and eat whatever you want! no other exercise required!), but she wasn’t too keen on that idea.

Her theory, based on some of my blood work & what’s been going on here (and the fact that I’ve been pretty active over the last few years) is that I am insulin-resistant. This is, apparently, not terribly uncommon in women with endometriosis.  I am now talking about things I don’t really understand. I think the gist of what she told me (next time I’m bringing a notebook & taking notes, because I like to verify everything with Dr. Google – although while googling insulin resistance & running, I found this. Which is crazy/awesome.) is that since I’ve been so active in the past that I’ve been burning through my glucose & keeping my metabolism lower than normal. (Apparently my feeling that I was inactive all summer because I was only working out 4x per week on average, and not running more than 4-6 miles/week were odd, and means that I hang out with the most active people on the planet, thanks for making me feel all inferior, FRIENDS! I’m dropping you all for some lazy people!)

So – she wants me to try a wicked low-sugar diet to see if that keeps boosting my metabolism & makes the weight start dropping off once I start exercising in a very mild gentle way (she’s okayed walking, swimming & yoga to start; wants to get my metabolism stabilized before I start running lots again).

So – my new diet?

Each day, I am allowed the following:

  • 2x protein drinks (i.e. protein powder, either mixed with water or added to something else)
  • 2x lean protein (i.e. 2 eggs, 3 oz lean meat, 1 oz cheese)
  • 1x whole grain (1 slice whole wheat bread, brown rice, whole wheat pasta, quinoa, oatmeal, etc.)
  • 1x nuts (i.e. 1 TB peanut butter, 1 serving almonds, etc.)
  • 1x starchy vegetable (potato, corn, sweet potato, beets, squash)
  • 2x fruit (i.e. ONE banana = two servings; or two of other, less sugary fruits)
  • 4x fat (i.e. olives, salad dressing, butter, olive oil)
  • 1x legume
  • 0x dairy (that’s right – ZERO dairy)
  • unlimited vegetables (excepting the starchy ones previously listed)
  • no beer or wine AT ALL. If I am going to have a drink (and I can have one/day); it should be hard liquor.

I am not tracking obsessively (ha, whatever, I am totally tracking obsessively), but am giving it my best shot. Last night, the architect & I went to Lucky Lab (which has pizza AND sandwiches….yum!), and I had soup (corn chowder = 1 starchy veg) and 1/2 of a Greek Salad (2x fat; 1x protein/cheese; loads of unlimited veggies). Oh – and I had beer. BUT, baby steps!

I am going to follow this plan to the best of my ability through 12/10 when I have my next appointment to see what effect it’s had on my lean body mass & metabolism in the next 5 weeks. Should be interesting! There will obviously be days that will make tracking exclusively a little problematic (hello, Thanksgiving!), but I think overall, if I can have foot surgery & be mostly imm0bile & helpless for 5 weeks, I can certainly do this for the same length of time! (Right?)

And, since the boot comes off tomorrow, I can start my baby steps of exercise, too! I am walking exclusively for the next 2 weeks, and then have my first REAL workout scheduled for 12/1/10 – a swim date with the Ambitious One (I decided to not swim alone for my first time back in the pool, in case I’ve forgotten how & drown immediately). As soon as I can walk fairly well again, I’m planning on heading back to yoga. I am also ready for some weights + light cardio (elliptical and/or bike).

I am still hoping to have my first real run by the end of 2010. (I am already registered for two races in spring 2011 – so I’d better get started!)

I am feeling pretty positive today. I think that as long as I keep the recovery moving forward slow & easy that it will all fall into place. A 5K in 4 months does not seem out of reach when I can already go up & down my stairs with only one crutch! And shower alone!

15 Random Thoughts When Recovering from the Flu

  1. I think I won’t die. (Well, eventually, I will likely die – just not anytime today. Probably.) However, I am still lacking a lot of focus, so today, I just have bullet points.
  2. Yesterday afternoon I started feeling better – able to keep the food where it belongs.
  3. I made African Chicken Peanut Soup for dinner last night, and it was amazing – I was able to eat an entire bowl of soup without once even contemplating puking. So – definite progress.
  4. My friend Kim brought me over a bunch of pumpkins (two large & two smallish), so more pumpkin butter is in the making. Also other pumpkin-y things.
  5. I really really need a chest freezer. My little freezer is always so full.
  6. I need to go out today & get some groceries and some inserts for my running shoes.
  7. I think I’m going to take today off (4th day in a row – boo) and get back into some exercise tomorrow with some light elliptical. Run on Wednesday & Friday & Sunday.
  8. There is something in my diet that is bad. I’m not sure what it is, and I think I need to start tracking my food – but every few meals, I get uncomfortably full & bloated feeling, even when I haven’t eaten much. This morning for breakfast, I had coffee with soy creamer, one slice of 12-grain bread (from the store), an egg & some cheese (the bread, egg & cheese were a delicious little sandwich). Is it the bread? the cheese? I have some issues with dairy. BUT, not usually cheese (lately). Should I give up the most delicious food ever created (cheese, in all forms) or should I cut back on my wheat? Is it the egg? I can probably give up eggs. (Bread & cheese, along with tomatoes are the most perfect foods. Everything else is just a vehicle for the enjoyment of bread & cheese.)
  9. I am lactose intolerant – although I can usually do cheese lately. However, there was a time when even cheese was bad – hence my cheese worry with this morning’s breakfast. In related news, today I won something. My first win for anything blog-related. Free ice cream.  I would’ve turned it down, but they do make frozen fruit bars with very little dairy. Also, I love ice cream, even if it hates me. And I love Blue Bunny. Also, I was pretty sure the architect would be angry if I’d turned down free ice cream.)
  10. Why did I get the flu? I just had a flu shot like three weeks ago. That was a total waste of money (okay, fine, it was a free shot, but still). [Also, I realize that influenza does not often come with vomiting, but it CAN! And I had the symptoms: fever, severe body aches & muscle pain, headache as well as general malaise. I did not get the respiratory symptoms, which probably means I didn't actually have influenza, but STILL!]
  11. I really like the phrase “general malaise.” It sounds so genteel.
  12. I really really wish I had someone to come clean my house for me. I like having a clean house – I just can’t really be bothered.
  13. I have spent all morning researching cookie recipes. I am totally going to kick the holiday bake-off’s ass. Or something.
  14. I am not going to my lady appointment today. Hair removal & the last vestiges of the flu do not go together.
  15. Week One of not being on a diet seemed to go pretty well. I paid a lot of attention to hunger & full signals, and almost acted accordingly. I was really good about not over-stuffing myself. I felt that I made good choices. I brought my lunch to work. I brought snacks. I went to yoga on Monday, ran on Tuesday, Shredded on Wednesday, Crazy Weights on Thursday. I also got sick & vomited for 24 hours. The result? I gained 2.6 lbs. Seriously. What the hell happened? How do you eat right, exercise, throw up everything for a day & still gain 2.6 pounds? I am now at my highest weight in well over a year. I am 10 pounds over my lowest weight (since high school). This is complete insanity! ACK!!!!  I’m not quite sure I understand. It’s going to be hard to stay off the scale until next Monday.  I have gained 5.6 lbs in the last 2 weeks, and I’m not quite sure why. If I’m not careful, I’m going to have to go buy new pants again (since I got rid of everything over a size 6 last year). And that is unacceptable.  No plan yet….but I’m working on it.

I almost forgot! I have now participated in a listless Monday!  WOO!