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You Were Looking for Me?

The search term of the day is “lefse heresy.”

I feel like I can honestly say, “WTF?”

I also now feel that I should google the lefse heresy to find out what it’s all about.

Ooooh- turns out it’s heresy to bake the lefses. I will remember that. I promise that all my lefses will be made on the lefse griddle. No baked lefses from me!

It is also heretical to not take the lefse when offered. Although why anyone would turn down lefse is beyond me.

And thanks, random google searcher, for making me giggle today.

Were You Looking for Me?

I’ve had a lot of people come to my site lately looking for “gazelle halloween costumes.”

I understand. I am super awesome. I don’t blame you for wanting to dress up like me.

There are a couple ways to go here – most of them involve some kind of splint or cast or something. Crutches would also be good.

My personal recommendation? Running clothes, ice pack, cane, a pint of pickles, and a gin martini.

If you’re still flummoxed, drop me a line. I’m sure we can figure something out!

Were you looking for me?

The two most interesting search terms coming up in my stats counter today:

1. Surprise pelvic exam (sorry about that – it’s happened to me, too. which is probably why you’re here.)

2. Triathlon porn (really? that’s a very specific fetish.)

Also – people – what is up with christina ricci lately? 90% of the people who land on this site by accident are looking for her. Is she in a new movie? Running for office? On Dancing with the Stars?

You were looking for me?

Hey – whoever found me by searching for “slightly creepy child” – I am mildly offended. Although you might be in the right place.

Happy New Year!

Today’s Top Search Terms

I love seeing what people google to find me. The top five for today:

  1. anthropophobia (this is always #1, probably because once, a very long time ago, I wrote this)
  2. very special porn (my porn IS very special….and currently the porn I am craving is this)
  3. “tomorrow i will be working from home” (I wish – I hate my thrice yearly crazy work time!)
  4. hippie goddess (damn skippy I’m a hippie goddess!)
  5. piper parker at pack of porn (any ideas on this one? I’ve got nothing.)